My Girl is a Jejemon

Si Mary

"Manaaaaaaaaang! Where's my silid-aralan?" tanong ng amo
"Ayun po ma'am sa Room 405." sagot ng manang na parang sumasakit ang ulo at hinihingal

Pagpasok niya sa room ay nakita niya si Shayne na may kausap na poging lalaki.

Mary: Hi Shayne... *sabay tingin sa lalaki* and you are?
Shayne: Siya si Nicky Blue, boyfriend ko
Mary: Boy... What!?
Shayne: Boyfriend, di mo alam yun?
Mary: Oh...
Nicky: Hi, nice to meet you
Shayne: Nicky, siya si Mary Saint James
Nicky: What a name, religious ka noh?
Mary: Uh... He he he
*tumayo si Shayne*
Shayne: Guys, eto nga pala ang bagong nating kaklase si Mary Saint James
Mary: Hello
Klase: *Hello, hi, at kung anuano pa*

Habang sila'y nag-uusap, may pumasok na babaeng matangkad, at mukhang strikta, si Mrs. Uy, ang kanilang class adviser.

Klase: Good Morning, Mrs. Uy.
Mrs. Uy: Good Morning class, go back to your seats and keep quiet.
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Mrs. Uy: Uy! By the way, we have our new student. Please come in front and introduce yourself.
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*habang papunta si Mary sa harap ay medjo nadapa siya ng konti*
Mrs Uy: Uy! Mag-ingat ka
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Mary: Hello guys, I am Mary Saint-James. I came from an International School sa Manila. I had to lipat dito kasi my father wants na dito ako sa Cebu mag-aral. And oh, highway by the way, my father is a CEO if a soap company, kaya naman kita dito sa skin ko ang effects ng kanyang product. And yes, isa siyang millionaryo, and that makes me a millionaire's daughter. So guys, if kailangan niyo ng help o someone to talk to, Im just around, kaso nga lang I can't tulong you sa financial needs, alam niyo na. Hindi po ako mata probre, wag kayong mag worry. And to those na kanina pa nagtatanong, yes, I am single, but, but, but, I don't think I will be single for a long time kasi I just found my ideal boy, my crush, and my soulmate. Just. Now.
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"Uy, ang yaman mo pala. Sige thank you Mary." sabi ni Mrs. Uy na parang may napansing mali.

Mrs. Uy: Okay class. Uy today I will not be here any longer since I have to go to this very important meeting. Anyways, Mr. Galang will be my substitute. So, good bye.

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Nicky: Patay, bat si sir Galang pa. Eh alam naman nating napakastrikto niya eh, halos di tayo pwedeng gumalaw kapag siyay nagdidiscuss.

*habang si Nicky ay nagsasalita ay may gurong agad pumasok at kapansinpansin na lahat ng tao ay tumahimik*

Class: Good morning Mr. Galang
Mr. Galang: Sit down. As I call your name, say present if you are around.

Alparez, Brian... present
Cingco, Kian... present
Dela Cruz, Paolo ... wala? absent
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Rosas, Shayne... present

At... Itong new student natin.

Santiago, Maria...

Klase: Ha!?

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Buking ka ngayon Mary Saint James! Howie's up next :)