Moments ago, outside...
"Huh?" Master Roshi said as he and Oolong began to look around and away from the crystal ball that featured Launch's match. Turtle, Puar, Fortuneteller Baba, and Ghost Usher stared at the two in confusion, wondering what was going on with them.
"What's a matter?" Ghost Usher asked.
"Don't tell us it's that power that reminded you of Demon King Piccolo." Turtle commented.
"If so, Yamcha can take care of that threat with no sweat at all." Puar said.
"It's not that." Oolong said with a smug look.
"We are sensing a unique pair of boobs by the likes very few have ever seen. a pair so perfect one would immediately be lifted into paradise upon first contact." Roshi responded, making the four others fall to the ground in comedic fashion.
"YOU PERVERTS!!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO BE DISGUSTED BY YOUR ANTICS!!!!" Baba yelled at the top of her lungs as she jumped back up and repeatedly slapped Roshi and Oolong across the face with the focus mainly on her three hundred year old younger brother.
"Hey, you can't blame us men. If you don't want the attention, then don't show them off." Oolong countered.
"Yes, I agree, this should be common k-WAIT!!!! THAT'S HER!!!!" Roshi cried as he shoved Baba out of the way and back onto the floor as he and Oolong made a beeline for the crystal ball. On it featured Black Cat in all her glory as she removed her cloak to reveal herself.
"Not small at all!" Oolong said as he drooled over the ball.
"And not too big to creep you out. They are the perfect size! Oh man, I wish I could have signed up for the tournament when I had the chance!" Roshi said.
"What's stopping us from going in now?" Oolong asked with a naught grin.
"HeeHa! You're right! Let's go!" Roshi said as he and the pig turned around and headed for the doors inside.
"YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!" Baba yelled as she picked herself off the floor and casted a spell. This paralyzed Roshi's and Oolong's movements and had them float back to where they were all originally viewing the tournament.
"Gee sis, you are even a bigger buzz kill than Victor when he was a child." Roshi commented.
"I made sure I taught Victor Von Doom the decency of respecting women before I had carted him off to be trained by the likes of you! At least he kept you in check!!" Baba retorted.
"Yeah, I'm sure he got his boner from world domination rather than women." Roshi commented.
"Except for Bulma, but then again who wouldn't. Side note here, is it just me or does this new fighter look like Bulma just with bigger boobs?" Oolong questioned.
"Victor no doubt valued Bulma's intelligence over her body knowing him! Besides, you don't see the rest of us drooling over anyone!"" Baba debated.
"Wolverine." Was all Roshi had to say to win the argument over Baba. His sister gave him the biggest evil eye she could muster.
"We all know you were 'drooling' over Wolverine, especially during his fight with Daredevil." Roshi added, looking to rub more salt into the wound than what was needed.
"WOULD YOU SHUT UP!!!!" Baba yelled at the top of her lungs as she continued to slap the stuffing out of her magically paralyzed brother.
Meanwhile, back inside....
"Felicia." Violet growled as she gritted her teeth with Black Cat smiling down at her in a sweet manner. Yamcha, Krillin, and Ranfan had hearts in their eyes while Goku/Venom and Rescue looked confused as to what was going on. Launch wasn't too happy to see Miss Hardy at all, but she looked over to Violet to see her at a boiling point. A rare sight to behold, one that Wolverine had the common sense to take a step or two back from.
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The Symbiote Saiyan Book 5: The Tienshinhan Saga
FanfictionIt has been nearly a year since Fortuneteller Baba's Tournament, so Goku/Venom and Launch/Pistole are entering the 22nd World Martial Arts Tournament. With their friends Krillin, Yamcha, Wolverine, and Colonel Violet entering the tournament after so...