The Symbiote Saiyan Book 5: The Tienshinhan Saga

Goku/Venom vs Launch/Pistole

"Get your ass out of my face!" Bulma screamed as she shoved Violet off of her.

"Like I told you, it was by accident. Besides, didn't you want a close up picture?" Violet said innocently.

"I had Jarvis delete the photos." Bulma said with a smirk.

"Save for the slow motion video of Violet's ass colliding into your face." Jarvis chirped from the Rescue suit.

"KAMI DAMN IT JARVIS!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DESIGNED AFTER ME, NOT VIOLET!!!" Bulma yelled.

"Maybe Violet and you are more alike than you thought." Yamcha suggested, but Bulma whipped around to give the former bandit the evil eye.

"How did you ever get Bulma to be your girlfriend?" Krillin asked.

"I was desperate and horny after Victor and I broke apart, and while Yamcha could never challenge me intellectually, he was quite strong and handsome. Also, when I asked Shenron to grant my wish to have the perfect boyfriend, he said that he was already there with me. I naturally thought it was Yamcha since he was around my age. If I didn't realize at the time that the eternal dragon meant Venom, we would have been together." Bulma explained.

"The perfect boyfriend? Why not wish for something the world needs like stopping inflation or world peace?" Launch asked. "Venom, why would you go through with this? Why would you give up the four star ball for it?"

"The Grandpa Stealer wanted our ball and we didn't trust her at the time, so we kept an eye on her. She said all she wanted was a lifetime supply of strawberries and she wasn't good with keeping the dragon balls without someone like Emperor Pissoff stealing them. So, we went with her." Venom explained.

"Wait really? You didn't fall for the lifetime supply of strawberries excuse? I thought you fell for it!" Bulma asked.

"We played along with it. We knew your wish was going to be innocent enough if you got your way with Manda." Venom said.

"Since when are you this smart?" Bulma asked.

"You can be surprised." Launch simply said, having to spend the most time with the symbiote.

"So you two are up next huh?" Krillin said.

"Correct Baldo Baggins/Hobbit." Pistole and Venom said simultaneously.

"Just like last time. We had our match during the semi-finals of the last tournament." Launch said.

"Only this time we know each other a lot better." Goku pointed out.

"Oh geez." Bulma groaned.

"Awww. That's so beautiful and clique at the same time." Violet said.

"Best of luck you two." Yamcha said.

"Thanks Hayden Crywalker." Pistole said happily.

"Let's show our appreciation to the Rock Hopper!" Venom declared as both symbiotes punched Yamcha in the face. Violet laughed her ass off as Bulma and Krillin shook their heads.

"Time to fight." Goku/Venom and Launch/Pistole said together, bumping fists as they jumped off the roof.

"Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for this symbiotic rematch!?" The Tournament Announcer shouted.

"YES!!!" Harry Osborn cried the loudest as the entire crowd erupted into a series of frantic cheers. Norman Osborn was a bit proud of his son, his illness not able to suck the joy out of him.

"Safe to say this is the main event for a lot of people." Master Roshi said as he looked around.

"I'll say. Wouldn't doubt that this is the reason by everyone is here." Wolverine said.