The Symbiote Saiyan Book 5: The Tienshinhan Saga

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Killgrave

"Ugh...where am I? Turtle? Oolong? Puar? Anybody?" Krillin said as he opened his eyes to find himself standing at the edge of a cliff overlooking some magma. "Am I in a volcano or something?"

"Mr. Baldo!" Came a voice from behind as Krillin turned to find Sam Wise at the entrance to the mouth of the cave.

"Cast the ring into the fire! Do it!" Sam Wise shouted as Krillin looked down at his hand to find that he actually carrying the One Ring.

"Oh man, don't tell I am having one of those dreams Yamcha usually has. Somehow I feel that this is Venom's and Pistole's fault." Krillin thought to himself while groaning.

"What are you waiting for Mr. Baldo! We can finally finish this!" Sam yelled.

"Look man, this is just one big overblown dream, and please stop calling me Baldo. Just because Pistole can say it, doesn't mean you can too." Said the annoyed Krillin.

"Mr. Baldo! Above you!" Sam yelled, pointing to the sky.

"What is it now?" Krillin asked as he looked up, completely shocked by who it was.

"PRECIOUS!!!" Came the voice of Yamcha, sporting the bug eyes, hairdo, and attire of Gollum. He flew down, trying to tackle Krillin to the ground.

"Yamcha!? Why do you look like that?! Stop attacking me!!!" Krillin yelled as he rolled out of the way to avoid Yamcha Gollum's attack.

"Yamcha want precious. Makes us feel important. Heheheheha!" Yamcha cackled as he quickly got a hold of Krillin, trying to wrestle the One Ring out of Krillin's hand.

"Don't worry Mr. Baldo, I'll save you!" Sam said as he took out a .10 caliber pistol from his pocket, pointing it at Yamcha Gollum.

"Wait, where did you even get that in a medieval setting like this?" Said a panicking Krillin.

"We got it from the Wizard John McClain. Now stand still." Sam said as he tried to focus the gun.

"Seriously, Die Ha-ARGHHHH!!!!" Krillin cried when Sam fired, completely missing Yamcha Gollum and blowing out Krillin's right knee cap.

"Sorry, Mr. Baldo!" Sam apologized.

"Stop calling me Baldo!!!" Krillin cried as he rolled around on the ground in pain. Somewhere off in the distance, Violet could be heard laughing her ass off.

"We will use Leatherface's gift to get our precious back!" Yamcha Gollum yelled as he took out a chainsaw from seemingly nowhere and revved it.

"Where did you even get that!? What are you Launch!?" Krillin said as he limped away from the crazed former bandit.

"Give me the precious!" Yamcha Gollum cried as he swung at Krillin with Leatherface's chainsaw, managing to cut the small chain that held the One Ring. Thankfully, Krillin managed to dodge out of the way despite the pain in his knee.

"At last, the precious is finally mine!!" Yamcha Gollum exclaimed as he caught the cursed item and held it in the air triumphantly.

"Oh no you don't!" Sam Wise shouted as he took the pistol and fired two bullets into the distracted Yamcha Gollum's chest.

"NOOOO!!!" Yamcha Gollum cried as he and the One Ring fell over into the magma below. With the forbidden item falling back into the palm of his hand, the former crazed bandit tried to fly back out before making contact with hot substance but a red demonic arm shot out from the hellish depths to drag him down.

"Elmo drag you into hell again!" Elmo shouted with his signature evil laugh, as Yamcha Gollum slowly sank into the fiery depths.

"NO! LET ME HAVE MY PRECIOUS!! I DON'T WANT MY SAUSAGE SAWED OFF AGAIN!!! NOOOOO!!!" Yamcha Gollum cried as he completely disappeared under the surface, seemingly dead.