Theodore: *adjusts camera* And... we are recording!Eleanor: Go for it, Britt!
Brittany: *sings* Chipmunk Podcast! We're having a blast! Give us your comments. We'll answer them fast!
Alvin: Can I sing next time?
Brittany: Ugh. It's JUST a theme tune. Don't be so petty about the smallest things, Alvin.
Simon: *sniggers* That's funny coming from... YOU.
Brittany: *completely oblivious* Huh? What are you talking about?
Alvin: Riiiightttt...
Simon: *sarcastically* Oh, I don't know. Maybe just the fact that you are SO over-the-top about pretty much everything, complain about the smallest of things, and have a policy stating 'It's my way, or no way'...
Alvin: Exactly what he said. In a nutshell.
Eleanor: With a bit of sass, too.
Theodore and Jeanette: *share an annoyed look* Hello, everybody! And welcome back to the Ask & Dare the Chipmunks and Chipettes Podcast!
Simon: *facepalms* Guys! You do realise our entire conversation was broadcast to our audience, right?
Alvin: *disappointed in himself* SOOO professional. At least we all know who to blame. *stares at Brittany*
Brittany: Don't look at me! SIMON was the one who made that unnecessary comment.
Simon: Oh, so we're pointing fingers now? If so, my finger would be straight at Alvin.
Alvin: Me?
Simon: Unless you know anyone else called Alvin, yes YOU! Asking to sing a stupid theme tune lasting five seconds at max - seriously, Alvin. Grow up.
Jeanette: *shyly* M-maybe ALL of you should grow up? Quit the fighting, guys. We've got a podcast to film!
Simon: *sighs* You're right, Jeanette. Sorry guys. *turns to camera* And sorry to all of you tuning into this podcast, too.
Alvin and Brittany: Yeah! We're sorry.
Simon: So, uh, what's the question today, Jeanette?
Jeanette: Well, I'm glad you asked. It's actually... a DARE today!
Chipmunks and Chipettes (minus Jeanette): Ooohhh!
Theodore: Who from?
Eleanor: Who FOR?
Jeanette: *stares at Alvin and Brittany and laughs*
Brittany: Umm... so?
Alvin: You good, Jeanette?
Brittany: Is there something you wanna share with the class?
Jeanette: Well... quite frankly, YES. Our second comment is once again from @Primo_Astro_JR!
Theodore: *waves to the camera* Thank you!
Jeanette: *checks her phone* It says, "I dare Alvin and Brittany to spend a day with each other ONLY."
Simon: Ah, so that's why you looked at them! *turns to camera* That's an awesome dare!
Alvin: On the contrary.
Simon: *mumbles* Another sentence I wouldn't have expected to come out of HIS mouth.
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FanfictionAsk and Dare The Chipmunks & Chipettes!!! PLEASE NOTE: In my version of Alvin and the Chipmunks, the chipmunks and chipettes are all siblings - as a twist! So they all have the surname Seville (Alvin Seville, Brittany Seville). Ask the chipmunks an...