Brittany: I'm soooooo bored!
Alvin: Well maybe you should've thought of that before signing us up to this damn podcast!
Brittany: Excuse me? Since when was I the one who signed us up? That was YOU!
Simon: We're all in the same boat here, Alvin. Try to appreciate that you're not the only one suffering around here.
Brittany: Yeah, Alvin. The world don't revolve around YOU, you know.
Alvin: Duh! It revolves around the moon. *scoffs* Obviously.
Simon: And the physics Nobel prize goes to... Alvin.
Jeanette: *giggles* Good one, Si!
Alvin: Good one what?
Simon: You DO know Earth rotates around the SUN, right?
Alvin: Huh?
Simon: *mumbles* Never mind...
Brittany: Oh PLEASE don't turn this podcast into a physics lesson.
Simon: Wasn't going to.
Eleanor: Oh, I can't take it anymore!!! The last thing I need right now is a physics lesson!
Alvin: Trust me, nobody wants to learn that trash right now.
Simon: Trash? Psssh. Maybe take a look at your cap before you call physics 'trash'.
Alvin: Why you outta-
Jeanette: Guys, guys! Stop fighting! We have to work together if we're gonna get through this-
Eleanor: Jean, sweetie, I hate to break it to ya, but nobody wants to listen to your cliché lil' advice right now.
Simon: But at least she's TRYING to stop the argument! You're just helping make it worse-
Eleanor: Well so are you!
Jeanette: I-I... can't take this anymore. *gets up and leaves*
Simon: *sigh* Great. Nice going, guys. *stares at Alvin*
Alvin: Don't look at me! It was Brittany who-
Brittany: Hey... where's Theodore?
Alvin: There! In the closet! I see a little green thing in there.
Eleanor: Could be anything, though.
Alvin: Could be Theodore, THOUGH.
Simon: *runs to the closet and knocks on the door* Uh, Theodore? Theo, you in there?
Theodore: No one's in here!
Alvin: Yep, that's him alright:
Simon: *opens the cupboard door* What's wrong, Theodore?
Theodore: *gets out and shows him his phone*
Simon: Ohhh... I see.
Alvin: What? What?
Simon: *comes back to the group* Today's dare is from @Primo_Astro_JR, for Theodore.
Theodore: *whimpers* I don't wanna do it!
Alvin: Read it already.
Simon: He or she says: "I dare Theodore to not eat anything unhealthy for an entire week."
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