Ask and Dare The Chipmunks & Chipettes!!!
PLEASE NOTE: In my version of Alvin and the Chipmunks, the chipmunks and chipettes are all siblings - as a twist! So they all have the surname Seville (Alvin Seville, Brittany Seville).
Ask the chipmunks an...
Jeanette: Welcome back to our Chipmunk and Chipette Podcast!
Eleanor: It's a safe space to ask questions you have for us, or even dare us to do stuff!
Simon: Today is a dare from @Aaminah246, and she says "I dare Alvin to wear Simon's glasses for a whole..."
Brittany: Whole... what? Day? Week? Year? Ooh, I hope it's a decade.
Simon: It just says 'whole', but nothing after that...
Jeanette: She... probably just forgot to end her sentence. I mean, I do that all the time when I write messages.
All: Same here.
Alvin: Uhhh, hello?! Cut the small talk, people! Yours truly has a damn dare to do!
Simon: Ugh. I'm gonna regret this. Here... *takes his glasses off and hands them to Simon*
Brittany: How long is Alvin gonna wear Simon's glasses for, then?
Eleanor: Let's do it for a day.
Simon: *waves his hands around* I can't see!
Alvin: *admires himself in the mirror* Oooooh, helloooo, handsome!
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Brittany: You're the only one who thinks that, Alvin. Get over yourself.
Alvin: I don't look too bad in these bad boys. *imitates Simon* Greetings, fellow civilians. I am Simon Seville, a big gigantic nerd who knows a lot of dumb useless facts that aren't gonna help me whatsoever!
Theodore & The Chipettes: *giggle*
Simon: First of all, Alvin, where are you?
Alvin: *puts his hand on Simon's face*
Simon: Gah! Get your hand off my face! Anyways, as I was saying. That was a TERRIBLE impression of me. Second-
Theodore: Hey, Alvin? Won't your eyes go all funny after wearing Simon's glasses?
Simon: That's a good point, Theodore. You shouldn't really be wearing other people's glasses, Alvin.
Alvin: Well, I am. So suck it.
Brittany: Pretty sure Alvin's eyes are already messed up. I mean, he always fails at everything. It's probably 'cause he can't see a thing through-
Alvin: Nobody asked for your opinion, Britt. Yet those pink lips keep moving.
Brittany: And nobody asked YOU to exist. But you're still here, aren't you?
Eleanor: DAMN! That was-
Alvin & Brittany: NOT NOW, ELEANOR!!!
Eleanor: Sheesh, guys! What's with the shouting, huh?
Theodore: Yeah! Everybody should be using their inside voices.
Alvin: UGH! *eye roll* We're not children, Theo.
Theodore: W-we... w-we're not?
Alvin: I mean... like... we ARE children but we're like, not children.
Theodore: S-so we are? Or we're not?
Alvin: Ugh, we ARE but we AREN'T! What's so hard to understand about that?
Theodore: I-
Alvin: Guys, is it just me, or is the living room spinning?
Simon: Uh oh! I think the lens side-effect is kicking in! Alvin, take my glasses off at once!
Alvin: No can do, Si. Me has a dare to does.
Eleanor: What the-
Simon: Grammar will never forgive you for saying THAT, Alvin.
Alvin: Aaaaand that's why you're a big gigantic nerd.
Brittany: At least he has a brain!
Alvin: What are you talking about? Are you implying I DON'T have one?
Brittany: Mmm... I dunno, let me think about that... YES.
Jeanette: Oooh, that would be a fun science experiment to do... determining whether Alvin has a brain or not. What do you think, Simon?
Simon: When I can finally see again, then yeah! That does sound like fun. Though the results are probably predictable.
Alvin: You guys are tryina be all smart, right? Well here's a smart thing for ya: how d'you think I'd be able to talk and walk without a brain?
Eleanor: BUUUURRRRRNNNN!!!
Simon & Jeanette: NOT NOW, ELEANOR!!!
Eleanor: *sigh* If not NOW, then when?
- - - The Next Day... - - -
Alvin: I don't care, Brittany!
Brittany: Ugh! Well, you just don't seem to care about ANYTHING?
Alvin: Aaaand... THIS is why nobody wants to live with a DIVA.
Brittany: The only diva I see is the red guy with the blue glasses.
Simon: *stands next to the TV* For crying out loud, stop fighting, you two!
Brittany: Umm...
Alvin: Over here, blind boy!
Brittany: *whispers* Were we really fighting for that long?
Alvin: Y-yeah. I better take these glasses off. *takes glasses off* GAH! WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK BLURRY? I CAN'T SEE! SIMON, WHERE ARE YOU?
Simon: Walk towards me, Alvin!
Simon tries to walk towards Alvin, Alvin he tries to do the same, but they end up crashing into each other and falling onto their backs. I don't know whether I should be laughing or concerned. But I'm both - which one are you?
Theodore & The Chipettes: Ooooffff...
Eleanor: That looks like it's gotta hurt.
Jeanette: Sh-should I call an ambulance?
Simon: GET OFF ME!
Alvin: I'M TRYING! BUT THANKS TO YOUR STRONG GLASSES, EVERYTHING LOOKS ALL FUZZY NOW!
Simon: Well, I'm sorry for having strong glasses 'cause I can't see!
Alvin: Apology NOT accepted!
Simon: Good! I was being sarcastic anyway!
Brittany: Nah, they'll be fine.
Jeanette: O-o-okay then... but don't come running to ME when they break their leg.
Eleanor: WHEN? "WHEN" they break their leg? Are you saying it's gonna happen?
Jeanette: Heck yeah... it's an accident waiting to happen...
Theodore: Well, see you next time! And be sure to give us your questions and dares!
