Ask & Dare the Chipmunks and Chipettes Podcast!

Episode 22: Why is Simon such a nerd?

Theodore: *adjusts camera* Why do I always have to be the one to set the camera?

Alvin: Er... 'cause you're the only one who can be bothered to do it. Now quit your whining!

Simon: Says YOU, Alvin. You couldn't stop complaining if your life depended on it.

Alvin: And that's where you're wrong, Simon.

Brittany: Alvin's calling Simon wrong? Ooh, this I HAVE to see.

Alvin: Gladly. Allow me to expl-

Jeanette: Guys! *points to the camera* Podcast! Ringing any bells?

Eleanor: Oh yeah! Today w-

Theodore: I-I don't hear any bells...

Eleanor: I-I'm not even gonna answer that. Anywho, today we have a question from @Aaminah246, for Simon.

Simon: Should I be scared?

Eleanor: Uhhh... *reads the question* Y-yeah... maybe... I guess... just don't take it personally.

Simon: Well that just makes everything a lot better. *eye roll*

Eleanor: She asks... "Simon, why are you such a nerd?"

All: *gasp*

Alvin: Oh damn.

Simon: Guys, my ego isn't that fragile - unlike Alvin's or Brittany's maybe.

Alvin & Brittany: Hey!

Simon: I won't be offended by some comment. Everybody is entirely entitled to their own opinions... *mumbles* even if they hurt.

Jeanette: A-are you upset, Simon?

Simon: W-w-who, me?

Alvin: You're the only Simon here; try to catch up.

Simon: W-well, I... I mean...

Brittany: Answer the question. I've always wanted to know anyway. Why ARE you such a nerd, huh?

Alvin: Hey, hey! Give my brother some space. I'm sure YOU wouldn't like it if I asked you why YOU were such a diva.

Brittany: *gasps and growls* How dare y-

Alvin: I'm just stating the facts. *shrugs shoulders*

Brittany: Alvin and facts? *laughs hysterically* You've actually made a funny joke for once.

Alvin: O-ouch... double ouch-

Simon: I guess I just love the joy of reading, challenging my brain, and learning new facts every day. That's all. And if that makes me a "nerd", then so be it.

Eleanor: W-wow, Si. You're taking this really well, you know.

Jeanette: If it helps, I really admire your intelligence and smarts!

Theodore: Yeah! You help us each and every day!

Simon: Aww, thanks, guys! Well, I hope that answers your question, and if anybody's got any more brutally-honest questions, just drop 'em in the comment section!

*awkward pause*

Alvin: B-b-but I can still call you a nerd, right?

Simon: ALVINNN!!!