Theodore: *adjusts camera and lighting* Once again, we are rolling!
Eleanor: Cue the theme tune, Britt!
Brittany: *sings* Chipm-
Alvin: *sings* Chipmunk Podcast! We're having a blast! Give us your comments. We'll answer them fast!
Brittany: Last time I checked, your name isn't 'Brittany'.
Alvin: *claps* Thanks for telling me, Britt.
Simon: Hello, everyone! And welcome back to the Ask & Dare the Chipmunks and Chipettes Podcast.
Jeanette: Here you can ask us your questions you have for us, or give any of us any dares. And we'll answer them all!
Theodore: What's today's question... or dare?
Eleanor: *giggles* I think you'll regret asking that, Theo!
Theodore: Uhhh... Whyyy...?
Eleanor: *checks her phone* Well. Today's dare is once again from @Primo_Astro_JR!
Theodore: *turns to camera* Thank you, once again!
Eleanor: I wouldn't thank them yet, Theodore. But, yes, thank you.
Alvin: What's it say?
Eleanor: It says... "I dare Theodore to NOT touch any food... for three hours minimum."
Theodore: *bursts out into hysterical laughter* HAHAHAHA! You are SO funny, Eleanor! That's a great joke!
Eleanor: Umm...
Everyone: *share confused looks with each other*
Theodore: But anyways, Ellie. What's the dare?
Eleanor: That IS the dare. No food for three hours... minim-
Theodore: You mean, three SECONDS... right?
Awkward silence.
Theodore: Right?!?!
More silence.
Theodore: RIGHT?!?! Please tell me you're joking!
Silence once again.
Theodore: Oh my goodness! *pretend faints* You're being serious, aren't you?
Eleanor: Yeeeaahh. That's only what I've been saying for the last hour.
Alvin: Ho-ho! This is gonna be great! It's lunch time soon anyway.
Simon: Well, Theodore. You've made a commitment, so you've got to do it.
Theodore: Not touching food... for three hours? *coughs dramatically* I can't do it! I can't! I just CAN'T!
Eleanor: Ooh... this isn't looking good.
Simon: Don't be daft, Eleanor. He's FINE. *lifts Theodore up* Get up, little guy.
Alvin: *over-dramatically* Teddy boy! Are you alright? *sarcastically* Oh no! He's not doing well! *sniggers* Ha-ha!
Brittany: Trust me, Simon. He is NOT great. This looks like another wave of CDS - and a pretty bad case of it, too.
Simon: Excuse me? CDS?
Jeanette: *sigh* Cookie Deficiency Syndrome.
Simon: PLEASE tell me this isn't a real condition, Jeanette.
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FanfictionAsk and Dare The Chipmunks & Chipettes!!! PLEASE NOTE: In my version of Alvin and the Chipmunks, the chipmunks and chipettes are all siblings - as a twist! So they all have the surname Seville (Alvin Seville, Brittany Seville). Ask the chipmunks an...
