Theodore: *adjusts camera and lights* Ready when you are!Eleanor: *points to Brittany* Hit it!
Brittany: *sings* Chipmunk Podcast! We're having a blast! Give us your comments. We'll answer them fast!
Simon: Finally. A podcast start with no interruptions from Alvin in the theme tune.
Alvin: Believe me, I was tempted.
Simon: Were you, now?
Jeanette: Hello, everyone! And welcome back to our Chipmunk Podcast, where you can ask any of us questions or give us dares, and they will feature in our brand new Podcast episodes!
Theodore: What's the question, or dare, today?
Brittany: I've got it. *checks her phone* Oooh! It's from a new person, @Rednight0022!
Theodore: Oooh! *waves at camera* Hey there!
Alvin: What's it say?
Brittany: *cocks an eyebrow* You really wanna know what it says?
Alvin: I mean... yeah. It IS the Chipmunk Podcast, after all. What did ya expect?
Brittany: It's a dare for ALVIN... "No causing trouble for a week."
Alvin: A week? A week?!
Eleanor: Oh, what a treat!
Simon: Things are SO gonna change around here!
Jeanette: Aaaaand, your dare... starts... now!
Alvin: *facepalms himself* Oh brother!
DAY ONE: TENNIS
Dave: *shouts from downstairs* Fellas! Have any of you seen my tennis racket?
Simon and Theodore: No, Dave!
Dave: Alvin! Have YOU seen it?
Alvin: *humorously laughs* Uhhh... nooo...
Simon: *clears his throat* You DO remember the dare, right? NO causing trouble?
Alvin: Ughhhh... really?
Simon: Yes, really.
Alvin: *sighs and gives in* Here's your tennis racket, Dave. *swipes it from under his bed*
Dave: *climbs up the stairs and enters the bedroom* What was it doing under your bed?
Alvin: I'm... I'm s-s-sorry for hiding your t-tennis racket, D-Dave... *turns around and whispers to himself* Oof! That's was painful to say!
DAY TWO: NO SKATEBOARDINGAlvin: Hey Ted! Watch this! *gets skateboard ready from the top of the stairs*
Theodore: Um, Alvin? Didn't Dave say no to skateboarding in the house?
Alvin: Did he? M-maybe he did. But, where is he? I don't see him. So, that's means-
Brittany: No, with a capital 'N'. *appears from behind Alvin*
Alvin: How- wha- you- whe-
Brittany: I saw from the cameras that you were doing something you shouldn't be. Oh, how I LOVE filming podcasts! I can see exactly what you're up to... 24/7!
Alvin: Ughhhh...
Brittany: We have a dare, remember? No causing trouble. Gotta live up to that, I'm afraid.
Alvin: Why you little...
Brittany: Wanna finish that sentence, Alvin, or do you wanna continue the dare?
DAY THREE: EXPERIMENTS
Jeanette: Just a little more of this... *drops in a few chemicals*
Simon: Be careful not to put TOO much, or else the mixture will-
Jeanette: Explode?
Voice from behind: *skateboards from behind* Geronimo! Whoo hoo! I'm soaring in t- AAAAH! Watch out!
Simon and Jeanette: *scream* AAAAHHH!!!
Jeanette: *pours the whole bottle of chemical substance* Woah oh!
Simon: Oh no! Brace yourself! Here we gooo....
BANG! EXPLODE! The gooey substance oozed over the three Chipmunks.
Simon: ALVINNN!!!
Jeanette: You've failed the dare, Alvin!
Simon and Jeanette: *both turn around* Huh? Eleanor?
Eleanor: Hey, sorry, guys... *nervously laughs* hehe! It, uh, it was me. *rubs the back of her head* N-n-not Alvin...
Alvin: *comes running down the stairs to the basement* Wow, guys. You thought it was ME? Why do you always assume-
Simon and Jeanette: *annoyed sigh* You KNOW why we'd think it was YOU, Alvin.
Alvin: Fair point... but this time it wasn't ME! It was her! *points to Eleanor*
Eleanor: *in a sassy tone* Uh, 'HER' has a name.
*timeskip* DAY FIVE: THE WASHING MACHINE
Alvin: These bucket of rocks need a little cleaning. Maybe I could put them in the washing machine... *opens machine door*
Dave: *comes down the basement* Alvin...
Alvin: AAAH! Oh, Davey Boy! Didn't see ya sneaking there! What's going on, Daverino? The Davester!
Dave: I don't even WANT to know what's going on. But, whatever trouble you're about to cause, just stop now.
DAY SEVEN: THE END
Brittany: Alright, Alvin! It's the end of the day!
Simon: How'd that fo? I'm sure you LOVED it.
Alvin: *sarcastically* Oh, I SURE did. But, *yawn* I'm so *yawn* tired... *falls onto bed and sleeps*
Jeanette: Well, that's the end of our Chipmunk Podcast!
Theodore: Let us know what you thought, and all your other dares!
Everyone: Bye, lovely people!
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