Ask & Dare the Chipmunks and Chipettes Podcast!

Episode 28: Be Everybody's Personal Assistant

Alvin: Goooood afternoon, everybody! It's your favourite munk recording your favourite podcast!

Simon: Charming. *eye roll*

Theodore: We are back after a loooooong time! How have you guys been doing?

Alvin: Eh. Not too bad I guess.

Simon: Um... pretty sure he was asking the viewers, Alvin.

Alvin: So what? I watch this podcast too!

Simon: You watch your own podcast? *awkward pause* Each to their own, I guess?

Theodore: Anyways... Today we've got a dare from @Primo_Astro_JR. And... it's for you, Alvin!

Alvin: Well, that's what happens when your popular! *wink*

Simon: Oooor, that's what happens when people just wanna watch you suffer. *exaggerated wink*

Alvin: Pssshhh. I highly doubt that.

Simon: Let's leave that to the readers, shall we? Anyways, what does it say, Theodore?

Theodore: Well, he or she says... "Alvin, I dare you to be everyone's personal assistant for a week. This means that you have to follow everything they say."

Alvin: You're kidding, right? Simon, could you please double-check Theo didn't mess up while reading that?

Theodore: Hey! I know how to read!

Simon: Oh please, Alvin. You couldn't even read a third-grade sentence even if your life depended on it.

Alvin: Well it's a good thing it doesn't. But seriously though: does it really say for a week?

Simon: I know, Alvin. I wish it was for a month, too. A year even.

Alvin: Er... What makes you think I want THAT?

Simon: Let me call the Chipettes. They'll be thrilled. Especially Brittany.

Alvin: PLEASEEEEE DON'T TELL BRITT. PLEASE?

Simon calls Brittany, and she picks up.

Brittany: HELLOOOOO, SIMON! WHAT'S UP?

Simon: Britt, you'll never believe this. Alvin's been dared to be everybody's assistant for a week!

Brittany: WHAT? REALLY? OH MH GOSH, THAT'S GREAT! I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. SEE YOU IN FIVE.

One minute later...

DING-DONG!

Alvin: What the- Britt? How did you get here so fast?

Brittany: Some things are worth putting the effort in.

Alvin: Of course. *in a posh way* Please, your royal highness, enter.

At the treehouse...

Brittany: Okay, so here's the list of things I need doing. *hands Alvin a five metre long list*

Alvin: *list keeps rolling open* How did you come up with this so fast?

Brittany: I thought someday this day would come.

Alvin: Weirdly convenient for you, then.

Brittany: Oh stop complaining, Alvin. It's not even that long.