Theodore: *fixes camera and lights* And we're recording!Eleanor: Can we PLEASE skip the theme tune?
Brittany: *rolls her eyes* FINE.
Simon: Welcome back to part 2 of Alvin's dare, from @Primo_Astro_JR, who says: "Also, I dare Alvin to NOT touch video games for a day!"
Alvin: VIDEO GAMES? Come on, out of EVERYTHING! It could've said... Alvin can't touch homework for a day... chores... pencils... exams-
Simon: NOW you're just listing things you wouldn't touch anyways.
Alvin: Well, okay, just tell me ONE thing: what am I supposed do the whole day?
Simon: How should I know?
Alvin: And I thought you were supposed to be the smart one.
Jeanette: C'mon! There's LOTS of things to do, Alvin!
Theodore: Yeah! How 'bout we all show you what WE do on a daily basis, so you won't get bored!
Alvin: Thank you, Theodore. FINALLY, someone who actually CARES about me! *gives a death stare towards Simon*
Simon: I REALLY don't know why you're looking at ME; I literally help you with your homework everyday, and do almost all of your chores for you. I don't know how much more you want me to care for you.
The Chipettes: *stifle a giggle*
Alvin: *hopelessly looks out of the window to the "endless horizon"* A whole day without my beloved video games... how, oh how, will I survive?
Brittany: And you said I was dramatic. *shakes her head*
ALVIN'S NO-GAME DARE BEGINS!
Simon Helps Alvin's Boredom...
Simon: Here. *hands Alvin a book* TRY it.
Alvin: *cries* Oh, I hate reading! It's so boring... words on a page! Why can't I just watch a movie instead?
Simon: You're making this a lot more painful than it has to be. TRY it.
Alvin: *cries again* Fine! But I won't enjoy it.
Simon: Well, at least we can say you TRIED it.
Alvin: *opens the book and reads*
Five minutes later...
Simon: Okay, Alvin, I'm back. Let's see w-
Alvin: *fast asleep and snoring loudly*
Simon: *sigh* Well, Alvin can't even appreciate a good book. It even had pictures in it! Is it too much to ask for Alvin to enjoy a piece of literature?
Theodore Gives It A Shot...
Theodore: Measure 180 grams of butter for me, Alvin.
Alvin: *wails* UGH! More math? Why does EVERYTHING have to involve math?!
Theodore: Uh... Fine? I'll do it, if you don't want to.
Ten minutes later...
Theodore: Alright! Time to put these bad boys in the oven. Alvin, will you do the honours?
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Ask & Dare the Chipmunks and Chipettes Podcast!
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