Theodore: *adjusts camera* And action!Brittany: *sings* Chip-
Eleanor: Yeeaaah... let's skip the dumb theme tune today 'cause, let's face it, we're all sick of it.
Brittany: *crosses her arms* Thanks, Eleanor.
Simon: Welcome back to another episode of your favourite podcast!
Eleanor: F-favourite? The viewers' FAVOURITE podcast? I wouldn't hold your breath.
Simon: Anywho, this time it's a double dare for Alvin.
Alvin: Say WHAT NOW?!
Simon: So we'll split it into two episodes: part one, and part two.
Alvin: *sigh* Ugh. WHY do I have to be so popular?
Brittany: *eye roll* Oh BROTHER. Anyways. What's it say?
Simon: Once again it's Primo_Astro_JR, and the first part of the dare says "I dare Alvin to do ALL chores for a week!"
Alvin: A WEEK? C'mon, it could've been a day! C-can we change it?
Jeanette: Nope! A dare's a dare, whether you like it, or not.
Alvin: Whatever. Let's just get this over with, already.
CHORES ALL WEEK... BEGINS!
DAY 1: Do your laundry
Dave: ALVINNN!!!
Alvin hurriedly dashes up the stairs to see what the matter is.
Alvin: I-I didn't do it, Dave!
Dave: Yes, Alvin. You're right, for once: you DIDN'T do it.
Alvin: Oh, phew! I worried for no reason-
Dave: Your laundry. You DIDN'T do your laundry.
Alvin: *facepalm* Man! I meant to say, I DID do it, Dave!
Dave: *holds three shirts up* Care to tell me who these belong to, then?
Alvin: I... dunno! Ask Simon; he knows pretty much everything.
Dave: They have a massive A on them!
Alvin: Albert... Alan... don't make me list every name starting with A, David.
Dave: *sigh* You and I BOTH know these belong to you. Just do your laundry, Alvin.
Simon: *enters the bedroom* Forgetting something?
Alvin: Yeah, yeah, laundry. I know.
Simon: No, I mean the DARE. Chores for a week? You had better put those shirts in the washing machine if you wanna complete the dare properly.
Alvin: FINE! Gimme the shirts, Dave.
Dave: THANK you, Alvin.
DAY 2: Clean out the basement
DING-DONG!
Simon: I'll get it! *runs to the door and opens it*
Postman: Package for Simon Seville, 702 Liberty Lane.
Simon: Yes, that's me. Thank you. *shuts the door and carries the package*
Dave: Who was it, Simon?
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Ask & Dare the Chipmunks and Chipettes Podcast!
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