Theodore: *adjusts camera* Aaaand... action!Brittany: Chipmunk Pod-
Alvin: ... Podcast! We're having a bl-
Brittany: ... blast! Give us your-
Alvin: ... comments. We'll ans-
Brittany: ... answer them fast! Ugh, Alvin!
Simon: The theme tune seems better when done as a duet, don't you thi-
Alvin & Brittany: NO!
Simon: Ooookay then.
Eleanor: Hello, awesome people! You've just tuned in to Episode 7 of our Podcast, and today's question is for... *checks her phone* Theodore!
Theodore: Oh boy! Is it about food?
Alvin: Oh, you bet, Teddy boy!
Eleanor: Hey... how do YOU know that?
Alvin: Well... *nervous laugh* I may or may not have accidentally checked your phone without your permission. So yeah. You gonna yell at me now, or something?
Eleanor: I really would, but you wouldn't listen to me, will ya?
Alvin: Save your breath... that's what I say.
Eleanor: Our top commenter @Primo_Astro_JR asks you: "You love food-"
Theodore: *nods his head* Yep, that's right.
Eleanor: "... but are there any foods out there that you dislike/hate? Can you tell us???"
Theodore: Oooh, awesome question! Well, first off, I am not a huge fan of brussel sprouts - that's for sure.
Jeanette: Yeah! That was revealed in the ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks episode "A Rose By Any Other Name", when you said that you talk to your food - like Simon talked to his plants for his experiment.
Simon: I remember that! You said, and I quote, "Okay, listen, brussels. It's not that you're not wonderful, it's just that... I haven't developed the taste buds for you yet."
Theodore: *rubs the back of his head* Yeaaah... that was me.
Alvin: There must be some other foods you don't like, right?
Theodore: I dunno... I like lots of food, but... Oh, oh! I am also not the biggest fan of pretty much all vegetables either. I'll say no to broccoli, and carrots, and eggplant... Well... Healthy food isn't really my thing, you know.
Jeanette: Yeah... *sighs* We can tell.
Theodore: BUT, I CAN tell you my all favourite foods, too!
Simon: N-n-no, Theodore; that won't be necessary-
Theodore: To begin with-
Simon: Too late.
Alvin: Hold on tight, everybody. This may take a while...
Theodore: I absolutely ADORE... chocolate, pizza, spaghetti, strawberries, vanilla ice-cream, Dave's special Victoria sponge cake, Jeanette triple-chocolate cookies, Eleanor's red-velvet fudge ones...
— two minutes later —
Theodore: ... Mexican tacos, tortillas, empanadas, enchiladas - pretty much anything that ends in 'adas'... chips, curries, rice, egg and cress sandwiches, fish and French fries...
— five minutes later —
Theodore: ... meringues, Eton mess, apple pie, sticky-toffee pudding, pancakes, ta- Guys? *looks around and everyone's asleep* Huh. I wasn't talking for THAT long, was I?
Alvin: *yawns* You really were, Theodore. You really were... *snores*
Theodore: *whispers to the camera* Oh, I also like waffles! Good night!
Everyone: *snores*
Simon: *tiredly sleep-talking* I've had enough with all these egotistical unicorns... *snores*
Theodore: *whispers to the camera* For those of you still awake, see you again next time! If you're asleep, then sweet candy dreams!
Jeanette: *tiredly* If they're sleeping, Theo, they wouldn't be able to hear you say... *yawns* sweet dreams...
Theodore: Oh yeah. *talks to the camera* Was I really that boring? Comment down below what foods you don't like!
Eleanor: *sleep-talks* She shoots... she snores! *snores*
Theodore: *shakes his head in disappointment* Terrible pun, Eleanor. I expected that from Alvin, you know. Anyways, check out our other stores! BYEEEE for now...
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