Episode 33: What is your least fave subject?

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Alvin: Welcome back to our totally awesome Chipmunk Podcast!

Brittany: Hit it, Ellie!

Eleanor: Well, today we have a question from @Primo_Astro_JR, and they ask all of us: "What subject do you dislike the most?"

Alvin: Easy. I'll go first. School.

Jeanette: Er... school isn't a subject, Alvin.

Simon: Of course, Alvin wouldn't know that, since his brain's the size of-

Alvin: I'd stop there, if I were you. Besides, school practically is! I mean, it's the HOME of all subjects.

Simon: Perhaps we should get some REAL answers to this question. My least favourite subject would definitely be art. I am intelligent, not so much creative. I may be a man of many talents, but the arts certainly aren't part of them. The only art I AM good at, is singing.

Jeanette: I sometimes struggle with math. It can get pretty challenging at times, and it's the only subject that prevents me from being a straight-A student, like Simon.

Simon: You're still smart, Jeanette. Just a few loose nuts and bolts that need tightening.

Alvin: Uh, what does THAT even mean?

Brittany: Nerd stuff probably.

Simon: It's just an analogy, Alvin.

Alvin: Yeah, I have NO clue what an... anlanalogy is.

Simon: Ugh, don't even.

Eleanor: My least favourite subject would probably be history. It doesn't have much interesting content, and we pretty much go over the same American Civil War content every single semester. Gets a little boring, if you ask me.

Brittany: I absolutely DESPISE violent manly sports, like rugby, for example. I hate getting mud stuck under these pretty little things. *shows off her nails and winks* And my clothes get covered in grassy yuckiness and... whatever else is crawling about in the floor. Mud is a deep, dark mystery-

Alvin: Drama queen! I think we can all guess what Brittany's favourite subject is, then!

Theodore: *thinks really hard* Umm... uhhh... Ooh! Is it math?!

Alvin: What? No, Theo! It's OBVIOUSLY drama! Can't you read between the lines and totally OBVIOUS clues I gave?

Simon: Huh! At least he CAN read, which is way more what YOU can do.

Alvin: For YOUR information, I-

Eleanor: Save the drama for later, boys. It ain't only Britt's favourite subject, you know.

Alvin: Oh please.

Theodore: My turn! My least favourite subject is... umm... uhh...

Alvin: Hurry up, Teddy Boy!

Simon: Let him think!

Theodore: Uhhh... err... ooh! I don't really like biology.

Simon: What? Seriously?

Theodore: I'm scared of all those eye balls... and dissecting lamb hearts... and frogs' legs... *shudders*

Simon: So that's the ONLY reason why you hate biology.

Theodore: Uhh... yeah, I guess so.

Simon: That's not a valid reason, Theo.

Jeanette: Aren't you going to answer the question, Alvin?

Alvin: Bu-but I already did!

Jeanette: Properly.

Alvin: Uggghhhh... fine! Can I say more than one?

Simon: If you MUST.

Alvin: Right, well, I hate... math... English is SUCH a bore... all sciences... ooh! And history... can't forget geography... Drama's a waste of my time... Yep, Spanish-

Simon: Er, you're learning FRENCH, Alvin. It's only what you've been learning for the, um, PAST FOUR SEMESTERS!

Alvin: REALLY? Huh. And all this time I thought Bonjour was Spanish.

Simon: Estás muerto, Alvin. Francia te matará por esto.

Alvin: Well it's a good think I don't plan on going there, then!

Simon: Huh? How'd you-

Alvin: I... I-I don't know! I guess my brain isn't what you think it is. Underestimated me. AGAIN! But like, what's the point in learning French anyway? There's already like, a billion people speaking it! Do they really need more French speakers?

Theodore: Huh. He has a point.

Simon: Don't get any ideas, Theodore.

Theodore: I can't help it! He really-

Simon: *faces the camera* THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, GOODBYE, EVERYBODY!

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