Alvin: Welcome back to our totally awesome Chipmunk Podcast!Brittany: Hit it, Ellie!
Eleanor: Well, today we have a question from @Primo_Astro_JR, and they ask all of us: "What subject do you dislike the most?"
Alvin: Easy. I'll go first. School.
Jeanette: Er... school isn't a subject, Alvin.
Simon: Of course, Alvin wouldn't know that, since his brain's the size of-
Alvin: I'd stop there, if I were you. Besides, school practically is! I mean, it's the HOME of all subjects.
Simon: Perhaps we should get some REAL answers to this question. My least favourite subject would definitely be art. I am intelligent, not so much creative. I may be a man of many talents, but the arts certainly aren't part of them. The only art I AM good at, is singing.
Jeanette: I sometimes struggle with math. It can get pretty challenging at times, and it's the only subject that prevents me from being a straight-A student, like Simon.
Simon: You're still smart, Jeanette. Just a few loose nuts and bolts that need tightening.
Alvin: Uh, what does THAT even mean?
Brittany: Nerd stuff probably.
Simon: It's just an analogy, Alvin.
Alvin: Yeah, I have NO clue what an... anlanalogy is.
Simon: Ugh, don't even.
Eleanor: My least favourite subject would probably be history. It doesn't have much interesting content, and we pretty much go over the same American Civil War content every single semester. Gets a little boring, if you ask me.
Brittany: I absolutely DESPISE violent manly sports, like rugby, for example. I hate getting mud stuck under these pretty little things. *shows off her nails and winks* And my clothes get covered in grassy yuckiness and... whatever else is crawling about in the floor. Mud is a deep, dark mystery-
Alvin: Drama queen! I think we can all guess what Brittany's favourite subject is, then!
Theodore: *thinks really hard* Umm... uhhh... Ooh! Is it math?!
Alvin: What? No, Theo! It's OBVIOUSLY drama! Can't you read between the lines and totally OBVIOUS clues I gave?
Simon: Huh! At least he CAN read, which is way more what YOU can do.
Alvin: For YOUR information, I-
Eleanor: Save the drama for later, boys. It ain't only Britt's favourite subject, you know.
Alvin: Oh please.
Theodore: My turn! My least favourite subject is... umm... uhh...
Alvin: Hurry up, Teddy Boy!
Simon: Let him think!
Theodore: Uhhh... err... ooh! I don't really like biology.
Simon: What? Seriously?
Theodore: I'm scared of all those eye balls... and dissecting lamb hearts... and frogs' legs... *shudders*
Simon: So that's the ONLY reason why you hate biology.
Theodore: Uhh... yeah, I guess so.
Simon: That's not a valid reason, Theo.
Jeanette: Aren't you going to answer the question, Alvin?
Alvin: Bu-but I already did!
Jeanette: Properly.
Alvin: Uggghhhh... fine! Can I say more than one?
Simon: If you MUST.
Alvin: Right, well, I hate... math... English is SUCH a bore... all sciences... ooh! And history... can't forget geography... Drama's a waste of my time... Yep, Spanish-
Simon: Er, you're learning FRENCH, Alvin. It's only what you've been learning for the, um, PAST FOUR SEMESTERS!
Alvin: REALLY? Huh. And all this time I thought Bonjour was Spanish.
Simon: Estás muerto, Alvin. Francia te matará por esto.
Alvin: Well it's a good think I don't plan on going there, then!
Simon: Huh? How'd you-
Alvin: I... I-I don't know! I guess my brain isn't what you think it is. Underestimated me. AGAIN! But like, what's the point in learning French anyway? There's already like, a billion people speaking it! Do they really need more French speakers?
Theodore: Huh. He has a point.
Simon: Don't get any ideas, Theodore.
Theodore: I can't help it! He really-
Simon: *faces the camera* THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, GOODBYE, EVERYBODY!
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