Theodore: *adjusts camera* Good to go!Brittany: *twirls hair* I... I don't feel like singing the theme tune today.
Everyone: *gasps* Whaaaa?
Simon: Why?
Theodore: B-but... the Chipmunk Podcast is never complete without the theme tune!
Eleanor: I beg to differ. The theme tune is just a weird, cringy song to start every Podcast episode. *turns to camera* Comment your opinion on the theme tune - if it's necessary or not.
Alvin: Oh, oh! I'll do it! It'll be my pleasure to sing in place of hothead.
Brittany: *sassy tone* I'm sorry, what did you say?
Simon: Of course HE'LL do it. He's Mr. I'll-Do-Anything-To-Be-In-The-Spotlight, after all.
Alvin: Oooh, I like that name, Mr. I'm-So-Smart-And-Yeah-That's-Pretty-Much-It.
Simon: Aaaand, I don't like THAT name, Mr. My-Only-Purpose-Is-Insulting-Others.
Jeanette: *facepalms* M-m-maybe we should quit the name-calling, and actually START the podcast, huh?
Alvin & Simon: Great idea, Jeanette!
Alvin: *sings* Chipmunk Podcast! We're having a blast! Give us your comments. We'll answer them fast!
Eleanor: Question or dare, please, Brittany?
Brittany: You'll see why I didn't feel like singing today. Episode 8's dare is from @Primo_Astro_JR-
Alvin: Ah, our regular customer! How are you do-
Simon: Customer? What? Alvin, I... really don't know what to say to that.
Eleanor: For goodness' sake, guys, just shush your mush, and let Britt talk!
Alvin: *taps hand on chin* Shush your mush... clever! But stupid.
Eleanor: *groans* Of course.
Brittany: It says... "I dare Brittany to act like beauty products, and stuff like those, don't exist for a day!" Wait, whaaa?
Jeanette & Eleanor: *guffaw* HAHA! This is gonna be fun!
Brittany: For YOU, maybe. For ME, though? *fake-faints* Ahhhh...
Brittany's dare... begins!
BRITTANY'S CHANGED MORNING ROUTINE...
Brittany: *moans* I look like a vampire without make-up!
Eleanor: Ugh... you're fine, Britt! Just turn around and let us see you.
Brittany: Fine! *turns around*
Jeanette: Oh. *coughs* Oooookay... Okay. Well...
Brittany: See! Told you. Can I at least use a hair brush? That's not really a beauty product... right?
Eleanor: Yeaaaah... it kinda is, though. All I know is this is gonna be a pretty good day for Jeanette and me! *chuckles*
A SCARE AT THE CHIPMUNKS' HOUSE...
— Doorbell rings: DING-DONG! —
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