Brittany: Rise and shine, sleepyheads!Alvin: *yawns* It's too early for this cringe, Britt.
Brittany: It's too early for YOU being here, but you don't see US complaining, do you?
Simon: Harsh. *turns to the camera* Don't forget to enter the Chipmunk Awards contests!
Brittany: Anywho, we have a dare today, from @iamsir17.
Simon: *strokes his chin* Interesting username.
Brittany: It's for Alvin.
Alvin: Great. More punishment for me. What have I done to deserve this?
Simon: Umm... let me think... EVERYTHING.
Eleanor: Ooh, I hope it's something difficult!
Brittany: Me too. It says... "I dare Alvin to repent for his bad deeds, and fight the doom slayer to death."
Jeanette: Uhhh... what's that supposed to mean?
Simon: And what's a 'doom slayer'?
Alvin: Oh, I know that! I've got that video game, where we have to fight the doom slayer.
Simon: Okay... so, first off, you have to apologise for all the bad stuff you did. Hmm... that could take a LOOONG time, so how about you just apologise for today's stuff.
Alvin: Seriously? What have I done to any of you today?
Simon: Don't play dumb with ME, Mister!
Brittany: Yeah! Am I just supposed to believe my straighteners disappeared into thin air?
Alvin: That's a possibility—
Brittany: NO, IT'S NOT!
Eleanor: Yeah, Alvin! 'Fess up, mister! Where the heck is my football pump?
Alvin: Hey, that's not fair! Why are you accusing ME of stealing it?
Eleanor: Who else here plays football?
Alvin: Well, actually, Theodore plays it.
Theodore: I-I do?
Alvin: *raises his eyebrows* YES, Theodore—
Eleanor: You're terrible at lying, Alvin.
Alvin: That was Theodore's fault! He's the one who made it obvi—
Eleanor: GET YOUR OWN FOOTBALL PUMP, ALVIN!
Alvin: Alright, okay! *puts his hands in the air* Sorry, guys! Sheesh...
Simon: Huh. You're not half as bad with this apologising thing.
Alvin: Why thank you, Si. Now, who's next?
Simon: Me. I know you stole my breakfast bars, Alvin.
Alvin: And HOW would you know that?
Simon: Fingerprints. It was your sticky ol' prints right over the box.
Alvin: What the— You have my fingerprints?
Simon: Not just yours. *looks at Theo and Chipettes* All of yours!
Theodore & Chipettes: WHAT?!
Simon: You never know when they'll come in handy! Like now, for instance.
Eleanor: Not cool, Simon.
Brittany: Yeah!
Jeanette: I'll sure think twice before messing with you.
Simon: My point exactly. Proof that my plans are fail-safe.
Jeanette: Anyways, Alvin. Let's get to business. Care to explain what you did with my shower curtains?
Simon: Sh-shower curtains? Alvin, is there ANYTHING you DON'T steal?
Eleanor: You know, Al, you'd make a pretty neat burglar... if you didn't leave so many clues behind.
Alvin: Ha-ha, hilarious. Besides, Jeanette, what would I do with them?
Jeanette: I dunno! What would ANYONE do with curtains?
Simon: Wait.. you don't mean, the stripy purple ones with the golden rings?
Jeanette: Uh... Y-yes?
Simon: ALVINNN!!!
Jeanette: Oh no, Alvin, what have you done?
Alvin: Tsk... nothing! I only like, used it for my art project—
Jeanette: ALVINNN!!!
Alvin: Okay, alright, sorry, Jean. Theodore, how can I apologise to you?
Theodore: You took Talkin' Teddy, didn't you?
Alvin: Only 'cause it's humiliating! Believe me, I am trying to HELP you, Theodore—
Simon: By stealing his childhood? Yeah. Reeeaal helpful.
Alvin: Exactly! Anyways, now what?
Simon: "Fight the doom slayer to death."
*two hours later after trying to beat the doom slayer*
156th Attempt Later...
Alvin: *tired* Fiiiiiinallyyyy... that doom slayer... *yawn* is a fighter...
All: *snore*
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Ask & Dare the Chipmunks and Chipettes Podcast!
FanfictionAsk and Dare The Chipmunks & Chipettes!!! PLEASE NOTE: In my version of Alvin and the Chipmunks, the chipmunks and chipettes are all siblings - as a twist! So they all have the surname Seville (Alvin Seville, Brittany Seville). Ask the chipmunks an...