Ask & Dare the Chipmunks and Chipettes Podcast!

Episode 30: Can you swim? Do it anyway.

Brittany: Whoop whoop! It's episode 30, partay people!

Eleanor: Congrats, everybody! *looks at the camera* You too, guys!

Alvin: We've made it to episode 30 of our world-renowned Chipmunk Podcast!

Brittany: I JUST said that, Alvin.

Simon: World-renowned? Really, Alvin? It's barely-

Alvin: DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING, SIMON?

Simon: I mean... if it's factually correct, then, yes. If not-

Alvin: Yeah yeah, we get the point. Now get to the dare already!

Jeanette: Today is... ooh, a question AND dare from @Aaminah246!

Simon: I don't know if I should be excited or scared.

Jeanette: Well, if you CAN do this, be excited. If not, you may end up freaking out.

Theodore: Oh no! What are we going to do?

Alvin: Do the dare obviously, Theo. What else? Anyways, who's it for, Jean?

Jeanette: Uhh... it's kinda for ALL of us...

All: SAY WHAT NOW?

Jeanette: She asks - and dares: "Can you swim-

Theodore: NO!

Jeanette: ... I dare you to do it anyway."

Theodore: What?! *wails* That's so cruel!

Simon: Oh damn-

Alvin: Psssh... a piece of cake for the muscular athletes like yours truly, and I guess Eleanor has a shot, too. Not so much for the uh... *looks at Si and Jean* skinny uncoordinated nerds... *looks at Theo* slightly overweight foodies... *looks at Britt* fashionistas who can barely run a metre... not pointing out anybody in particular, hehe...

Simon: You literally couldn't have made that more obvious.

Alvin: Aaaanyways, let's answer this question one by one. Can I swim? YEAH. DUH! Now over to you, Si? Can YOU?

Simon: Of course I can. But for long distances, I don't think my cardiovascular strength is that sturdy-

Alvin: OKAY, thanks, Mr. Nerdy Science! What about you Theo? Can you swim?

Theodore: I, uh... not that well... I mean, with armbands and floats I'm great! Not so much without them...

Alvin: Oof. Looks like it's gonna be a tough one for Teddy Boy. Britt?

Brittany: I'll have you know, I'm a GREAT swimmer-

Eleanor: Uh, she's hell-scared of water.

Brittany: Ellie!

Eleanor: Ya welcome! *laughs* It's true, though. The deepest she could go is in her hot bath.

Alvin: Yikes! Good luck, Britt!

Brittany: *eye roll* THANKS.

Alvin: Et toi, Jeanette?

Jeanette: I'm alright at swimming. Not some kind of athlete like you and Ell-

Alvin: Ah-ha! There it is! See, guys? She just called me an athlete! I'm glad to know SOME people around here appreciate talent when they see it.