The Bang To My Sex (A Dan Avidan Fanfiction)

A Twinge of Jealously To Tug At The Heartstrings

We were seated by a young Hispanic woman. Long black hair, perfectly tanned skin, curvy in all the right places. She was beautiful. Her apron was cinched right at the waist, so tight that it exaggerated her curves even more. On her name tag, it read "Cassandra"

I had to give her some credit, you gotta do what you gotta do for those tips.

"What can I get you guys to drink?"

I motioned to Dan.

"I'll just have a water." He smiled up at the woman. She smiled back.

As she wrote it down, her smile dropped as she looked at me expectantly.

"Uhh.. Sprite please."

She wrote it down and walked away. I gave her a look after her back was turned. Dan chuckled as he opened his menu and began looking.

I followed suit. Resorting to chicken quesadillas, I asked him what he wanted.

"Probably the chicken fajitas. Wanna get an appetizer?"

"Sure. Chips and guac?"

"Uh, yeah!"

I laughed. We sat in silence, looking at the decor, until he spoke up.

"Have you ever been here?"

I shook my head no.

"Oh it's great! Definitely a go-to spot for a cheap meal."

"Noted."

The waitress came back with our drinks, setting two straws down beside us.

"What can I get started for ya?" She looked to Dan.

I rolled my eyes at him, giving her the side eye.

"WE.. are gonna start with your chips and guacamole appetizer."

"Alrighty, sounds good." She leaned on the side of the booth, directly beside Dan. I hope this girl doesn't get the wrong idea. We aren't dating. She's so desperate.

"Do you need a few more minutes to decide, or are you ready to order?" Her voice was now a little more seductive, trying to make her usual dialog as obviously flirtatious as possible.

He laughed nervously, shifting in his seat.

Was this really working on him? He can't be serious.

"I think we're ready. Go ahead Ellie."

I just sat there with my head down, looking at the scuffed table, picking at a spot of dried hot sauce. I shook my head slightly.

"She'll do the chicken quesadilla, I'll do the chicken fajita."

"Coming.. right up."

With that, she walked away. I glanced up at him through my brows, and noticed him looking as she walked to her next table. Her ass probably intentionally shaking so he'd notice. And it worked. I looked back down.

He laughed. "She has flour all over her ass."

I looked up at him, nodding a little.

"You alright?" He took a sip of his water.

"Yeah. I'm fine."

"She was kinda rude to you."

I rolled my eyes, setting my elbows on the table. I rested my chin on my fists. "No shit. She was all over you though." I motioned up and down his body with my hand.

"Really? I didn't even notice."

I nodded.

"Was she really?"