The Bang To My Sex (A Dan Avidan Fanfiction)

The Sexbang Strikes Again

I absent mindedly stood under the hot shower water for what felt like forever, my fingers beginning to prune. My movements feeling like they were slow motion, I begrudgingly washed my hair and my body, rinsing everything off under the now lukewarm water and stepping out in a towel.

I felt like it was floating on air, a lightness about my steps. My body must have enjoyed the dream, but I didn't. I felt dirty. I contemplated taking a second shower, but remembering how cold the water was when I got out, I knew it wasn't an option. It never was an option in this place.

All of a sudden, I hear a knock on my door. I froze, words refusing to come out. Who the hell could that be?

A knock once again.

"Y-yeah? Who is it?"

"It's Dan." His voice came through muffled from the other side of the door.

"Oh god." I mumbled. "One second!"

I ran to my closet and threw on the first thing I could find.

An old, faded Mario shirt and shorts. It'll have to do.

I took a breath before walking to the door and opening it.

"Was it a bad time? I can stop by later, I-"

"No! You're good! I had just gotten out of the shower and I was.. uh.. still in a towel."

The dream came flooding back to me, and I could no longer look at him. My face immediately turned red. Looking everywhere but his direction, I motioned for him to come inside.

"Oh! Uh.. sorry.."

I scratched the back of my head as I followed him. "Yeah.. it's okay. What's up though?"

He sat down on the couch. "Just wanted to stop by. We're not filming today, at least I don't think so, but Arin isn't feeling well. I stopped by his house and gave Suzy some soup and tissues to give to him."

I sat down beside him, looking at the floor. "Awwe, how sweet of you. I'll shoot him a message later."

He nodded.

I couldn't stay sitting beside him. I jumped up. "I was just about to make breakfast, you want anything?"

By the time he answered, I was already in the kitchen.

"Ooh, maybe some eggs, and toast?"

"Sure, I can do that!" I called.

Breathing a sigh of relief, it was quickly sucked back into my body. As I turned, he suddenly appeared in the archway, leaning his arm on the side of it. I jumped, turning back around to look for a bowl in the cabinet.

"What has gotten into you, Ellie?" The way he asked it was both amusement and curiosity.

I immediately got defensive, slamming the bowl on the counter. "Y-you just scared me. Nothing's gotten into me. Why are you even asking me that? I don't-"

"Ellie, please. You're a terrible liar. Did something happen? Is everything okay?"

I turned to him, running my fingers through my hair, sighing loudly. "Yeah, everything's fine."

He looked at me skeptically.

"You're gonna hate me for this."

"Look, I promise I won't. I don't judge."

"I had a sex dream about you. Okay? There, I said it!" Shouting it loudly, I felt a sense of relief wash over me.

He laughed, walking out of the kitchen and back in, covering his mouth with his hands.