Crazy South Park love Craig Tucker x reader(Cartman sister)

Pandemic 2

Cartmen POV

The fuck do you want,you want to know that happened last chapter you know what I don't have time for this just read the fucking recap,okay like fuck off..

Recap

Stan:I'm so sick of hearing this music aver ware I go
Kyle:I think Kenny likes it

Y/N:Craig that's is something I need to tell you
Craig:is it bad or good
Y/N:it's really on home your going to take it
Craig:will it you so it can't be that bad right?
Y/N:will the thing is-
*knock,Knock*
Craig:we will talk about this later
Y/N:ok

Cartmen:we will double it in one afternoon Craig
Craig you guys never hang out with me,never invited me to do stuff,but now you want me to be a band with yo because my grandma gave me $100

Cartmen:Craig don't be a asshole
Craig:I will go get the money

Y/N:good going guys we got arrested
Cartmen:shut up Y/N,we don't need you to be bitching about it

Y/N:No,I need to tell them this,Stan you girlfriend still have feelings for token,but you don't know that because you don't think about it,and only do thing because of prusher and don't think for you self and jut go with it,Cartmen your just a ass because you don't know who you dad is and because our mom is a slut,Kyle your not always right so you and Cartmen will stupid fight for nothing,Kenny if you stop being a pervert Thant a girl will really like you!!,and stop using butter!!

Cartmen:wow

Y/N:one one need your one little word Cartmen so shut up!!!

Recap over

Craig:My name is Craig Tucker,and last week was my birthday and my grandma gave me a check with $100 and I was so happy.But then for kids from my school came to my house and side That I should Advance my money and be a Peruvian flute band with my girlfriend and promise I will double my money in one afternoon.But the government arrested us with all the other bands, it took us to a camp in Miami we were begging to go home but the government said they're sending us to Peru.So this is why I am in Peru,and if I die let it be known because of for guys that I don't even like from school lie to me and my girlfriend and took my birthday money.

Stan:we didn't lie Craig it was a sweet idea

Kyle:how was we supposed to know that the bands will get out law

They men started talking so we walk over and they was saying something like giant guinea pigs,I seen that Craig was upset so I grabbed his hand walked away and sat down with him.

And we just found out we are stuck...just great

Craig:oh that's awesome
Kyle:so we got to find  another way out of hear
???:it's starting to look that way,so yeah

(We was walk for aver and I got tired so Craig gave me a piggyback ride)

Craig:this is fun let's keep walking miles in a spooky jungle this keeps getting better and better
Cartmen:you know we are getting sick of your attitude Craig
Kenny:yea
Cartmen:nobody like with people that complain all the time
???:look at that no lights on on nothing it's like human's nave been to this part of Peru

And then that are talking about how lost we are,you have to be kidding me!!

Craig:that's a shock I decide to follow you guys now lost in a land loan
Stan:Craig this isn't our fault,it's not like we want to be in this but we don't have a choice
Kyle:yea stuff just happens
Y/N:stuff just happens?
Kyle:that's right
Y/N:just to be taken by the Government getting lost on some land?
Cartmen:that's right
Craig:you know what happens to most kids,they fall of their bikes
Y/N:they get in fights with there parents ,and get swindled outer birthday money
???:ware aver we are we better keep moving
Kenny:hey watch out

Both of the man was getting eaten and we all got scared and ran for our life

Kyle:I think we are just heading deeper into the mountains
Cartmen: yeah you should start heading that way
Kenny:wow look at that
Kyle:hey look at this
Cartmen:what is it
Kyle:I don't know
Stan:let's see what in there
Y/N:let's see what's in there?,I'm sorry we don't know ware we are and you want to see what is in there
Stan:it might be a way out Y/N
Cartmen:yeah scary pants

So I got off of Craig back and we all walk in,and start looking around.

Kyle:I don't think anyone have been in here for centuries
Stan:guys look at this
Y/N: it's a wall with ancient drawings
Kyle: do you does a Peruvian flute band
Stan:I know and look
Cartmen:it look like it driving away giant guinea pigs
Kyle:oh no way,look The flute bear is putting a prison just like what happened
Y/N: and the guinea pigs killing people,and then-...
Cartmen:dude it's Craig
Craig:what
Kyle:it is Craig

Craig walk to the wall

Stan:Craig dude what going on?
Craig:I have no idea
Cartmen: do you my tennis what are you doing on a ancient Aiken wall Craig?
Craig:i don't know

We started to walk again

Stan:let's head over hear guys
Kyle:do you hear that it sounds like water
Cartmen:yeah is over here
Stan:wow
Cartmen:dude that's awesome
Stan:come on dude let's go
Craig:No
Stan:what do you mean no
Craig:we are not following you guys anymore
Stan:we have to check this out
Y/N:why
Stan:that's the way it is
Y/N: every time is it bad happy you guys pick us up deeper into the middle of it because that's just the way it is
Stan: hey we're not the one on the ancient wall
Craig:we don't care we decided that we are done we choosing not to be part of this anymore
Kyle:how are you going to do that
Craig:it's easy watch

And just like that he pick me up braided style,and started to walk
Stan:Craig dude wait up
Cartmen:dude Craig we can go back now
Craig:No
Stan:hey look there's something here
Craig:No
Cartmen:dude this is boring,this is just a bunch of walking around
Craig:just how I like it nice and boring

We walk so far that we see the army and that government guy.

Government guy:Craig!!,how,how do you get hear
Cartmen:hey you told them to take us to a jungle where no one was at
???:sir,sir is ave thing all right

And now he's telling them to shoot as because Craig is part of a prophecy,we are just kids(I got out of Craig arms and sit down)

Craig:look I'm not going to do anything I just going to walk away

Then he back up on the circle thing I start to have lasers coming out his eyes and it hit the giant guinea pig.

Craig:Hi my name is Craig Tucker and last week I stopped a giant guinea pig taking over the world and all the Peruvian flute bands was released.Drove the guinea pigs away many people have died and many Medicated all over the world survivors was found. Guinea pig pirate went to prison, and people all over the world support they Peruvian flute band and Buy their CDs,as for me and Y/N we was returned to my house and my parents was so happy.And we have really we don't have control in what happened in life we are all players,and also do list when people come and ask for money.