I know "The Hobbit" is in season 17 and I I'm not doing the rest of season 17.
South Park Elementary Gym, day. The cheerleaders are at practice
Cheerleaders:Yeah, yeah, do we rock?!
Yeah, yeah, take it to the top!
Yeah, yeah, are we gonna stop?!
No way! No way!
Wendy:Cheer Squad roll call! [each cheerleader steps forward, announces her name, and steps back]
Heidi:Heidi!
Nichole:Nichole!
Bebe:Bebe!
Lola:Lola!
Red:Red!
Annie:Annie!
Y/N:Y/N!
Lisa:[slowly steps forward and speaks slowly] Lisa Berger. [this brings down the other cheerleaders]
Annie:Oh God.
Red:Here we go.
Nichole:Ugh.
Bebe:Can we maybe try one without Lisa Berger?
Y/N:Yeah I think we can do better.
Wendy:You guys, stop it! Okay, Lisa, that's great. But you need to have more confidence, okay?
Lisa:But I'm the fat one.
Wendy:What?
Lisa:Every cheerleading squad has a fat ugly cheerleader and that's me.
Wendy:See, that's the problem, Lisa. You have a bad self-image. Just project all your sassiness to all the boys out there, okay?
Heidi:There's only one boy that Lisa cares about.
Red:Yeah, Lisa has a crush on Butters.
Lisa:Shut up!
Wendy:But, Lisa, that's great! Have you told Butters that you like him?
Lisa:No way. I, I'd just get made fun of.
Wendy:Lisa, this is exactly what you need! Take Butters to see a movie or something! It'll do wonders for your confidence!
Y/N:I don't think you should do that
Wendy:Why do you think that?
Y/N:Just trust me
Wendy:Yeah...no,Lisa just do what I said
The cafeteria, later. Y/N,Kenny, Cartman, Tweek, Craig, Clyde, and Butters are seated at table, with Butters recounting something
Butters:So then, ah, the fella with the mustache eats all the cupcakes, and the lady takes out a gun and puts it in his face and she says "I"-
Lisa:Uh, excuse me. Butters?
Butters:[confused for a moment, then looks over his left shoulder] Oh. Yes?
Lisa:Um, well, I was just wondering if... [strokes her hair] maybe... [brings her arm down] you would like to go to a movie this weekend.
Butters:Oh. Oh like a date? Oh no thanks, Lisa. I really appreciate the offer, but you're too fat for me.
Lisa:[casts her eyes down] Okay, thanks.
Butters:See ya, Lisa! [Esther overhears the conversation from the next table and looks over her shoulder at Butters]
Craig:Haha, Butters got asked out by a fat girl.
Y/N:Craig that's not funny,and Butters she really like you that was really fuck up.
Clyde:At least she didn't try to sit on him. [the other boys at the table laugh, except Cartman and Y/N]
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