This was there longest and boring chapter ever!!!!! I'm never doing that again!!!!
The opening shots this week parody
those of "I Shouldn't Be Alive", with dramatic zooms and pans. Then a shot of Stan running in zipline gear
Stan:Kyle! [his voice echoes as he looks around frantically]
The opening shots again
Narrator:Five young kids in Colorado are on a trip from hell. [A shot of Kyle running, also in zipline gear, through the forest.]
Kyle:AAAAAAAH! I can't take it! [a shot of Cartman moving down the zip line helplessly]
Y/N:Somebody help us! [motion blur back to opening shots]
Narrator:Trapped in an unforgiving mountain wilderness with no way out. [a shot each of Y/N,Kyle, Kenny, and Stan screaming, then of a bloodied Stan on the zip line, then of Cartman, then of Kyle] The fourth graders are in a nightmare they cannot escape.
Kyle:[being interviewed] We were stuck. We were completely stuck. [cut to Cartman running]
Cartman:Kyle, hurry! [a shot of Stan with Kyle]
Stan:Kyle, wake up! You've gotta wake up, Kyle! [a shot each of Y/N,Kyle, Kenny, Stan, and Cartman screaming, then of the five kids on a wooden platform at the top of a zip line, then of Cartman, then of a trip through the esophagus, then of Cartman, and back to the first shot]
Narrator:For five elementary school kids.an ordinary day becomes a descent into madness on tonight's episode of "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining".
Cartman:[inside a van, in a window seat] Oh God!
Stan:[running towards the camera] No!
"The events in this film took place over 4 hours in the Colorado Rockies"
Y/N:Help! We're trapped! [A shot of all five kids bloodied and woozy] We've gotta get out of here!
"This is a true story."
A bright sun rises over the town of
South Park
Narrator:It's the last day of Spring break, [a shot of the school] and all over the small mountain town of South Park, [back at the park, kids play on the basketball court or go down a slide, or fly kites.] students are trying to have as much fun as possible. [a girl shows off her dog to two friends, a boy aims his water gun at another boy and runs after him, two other boys toss a football between them. The camera stops at a table with five kids. Tow of them sit at the bench, two others stand. Kenny plays with a twig] For ten year old Stan Marsh and his friends Kyle, Y/N,Eric, and Kenny, the last day has come too soon.
Stan:[being interviewed] We really had spent the whole spring break watching TV and playing Xbox, you know, so, we, we wanted to go out and do something really adventurous.
Kyle:We could go to the city pool. They have a water slide
Cartman:Noo nono, I'm not getting in a pool with Kenny. He has herpes.
Kenny:[offended] (What?!)
Y/N:Don't say that
Cartman:Look at his lip. [to Kenny] You've got herpes, dude.
Kenny:[throws the twig away] (This is not herpes, it's a cold sore!)
Cartman:No- cold sore is what girls call it, Kenny. It's actually herpes.
Stan:Come on guys, the day is wasting away. What would be something really cool we could do?
Y/N:[being interviewed] And then like, out of nowhere, somebody came up with the idea of ziplining.
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