South Park Elementary School Playground, day. The kids are out for recess. Bill and another boy are tossing a ball at each other. Scott Malkinson and Red are chatting nearby. On the merry-go-round the four main boys as well as Clyde and Butters are gathered, each of them holding an iPad
Cartman:Oh my God, isn't it awesome having an iPad, you guys? [Bebe walks by, and Cartman jumps up to approach her] Hey Bebe, where's your iPad? Oh right, you're not cool enough! [laughs at her, and she walks off disgusted. Tolkien walks by] Hey, hey, did you see my iPad, Tolkien? Funny, you don't seem to have one! I thought your family was rich! [Tolkien walks on, but is puzzled by Cartman's behavior. Cartman sees four kids playing four-square and jeers at them] Haha! You dumbasses have to play four-square 'cause you don't have iPads! [checks his iPad and starts pacing] Oh, what should I do on my iPad next? Think I'll email some of my friends. Oh no, wait! Maybe I'll download some more cool apps! [smiles. Craig comes up behind him] This is so awesome! [Craig taps him on the shoulder and Cartman turns around]
Craig:Tom Saltzman says you don't really have an iPad.
Cartman:[stares at him for a second] What?
Craig:Tom Saltzman says you just glued a piece of glass to an iPad cover and you're faking it. [Cartman looks at him, then looks around to see if anyone is within earshot]
Cartman:Tom Saltzman's dad is an alcoholic who drinks and drives! [looks around again]
Stan:Let me see your iPad, Cartman.
Cartman:Seriously you guys! Tom Saltzman's dad is a drunk driver. He's the one who ran over Joey Potts's dog because Joey Potts doesn't know how to take care of his animals, which is why he gets beat by his mom! [Craig looks off into the distance, surprised]
Kyle:Just let us see your iPad, Cartman.
Cartman:No, because the battery is dead; it just ran out of power!
Kyle:So, plug it in.
Cartman:I left my charger at home! [the boys are still waiting] Fine! I'm gonna go home and charge my iPad and bring it tomorrow, and you guys are gonna feel really stupid! [walks away angrily]
Y/N:He don't have one,he just want to fit in
Craig:It make sense
Y/N:Kyle you didn't have to keep asking him questions if we all knew that he didn't have on because my mom believed that. If not kid something the other get one to
Cartman's house, after school. Cartman enters, still pissed off, and closes the door behind him
Cartman:Well good going, Mom! You completely screwed me over!
Liane:[reading a book on the sofa, with her legs tucked under a blanket] What happened, Eric?
Cartman:YOU said I had to wait till me and Y/N birthday to get an iPad! So the one I rubbed in everyone's faces today isn't real and tomorrow everyone's gonna call me a liar. Would you mind loaning me some of your lipstick, Mom? Because I wanna at least look pretty the next time you decide to FUCK me!
Y/N:Shut the fuck up! Everyone knows that you was lying!
Cartman:You told them!? YOU are such a BITCH!
Y/N:Hey! I'm not the lying asshole! That told everyone that I have a iPad but don't!
Cartmen:Fuck you Y/N!
Someone is listening to an iListenToMusic, a sound system dock for the iPhone. The camera pulls back to reveal Kenny, Butters, Stan, Clyde, Jimmy, Y/N playing basketball at the local park.
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Crazy South Park love Craig Tucker x reader(Cartman sister)
AcakYou are Y/N Y/M/N Cartman and you are 16 years old. You and Carman are twins but your mom couldn't take care of you and you had to like with the rest of your family. A few years later you have the option to live with your mom and you pack your stuf...
