The bus stop, next day. It's picture day! Y/N,Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny are waiting at the bus stop. Stan approaches, wearing the bolo tie, and stands next to the other boys. Cartman studies him at length
Cartman:Nice bolo tie, Stan.
Stan:[looks away to avoid eye contact] Thanks. [Kyle takes notice]
Cartman:Bolo ties are... [quickly glances at Kyle] really in right now. Cool you have one.
Stan:[annoyed] Look, it was a gift from my grandpa, okay? And it cost a lot of money.
Cartman:No, dude, it's... badass.
Stan:[angered] It happens to be worth six thousand dollars!
Kyle:That... was six grand?
Stan:Yeah dude. It's a recreation of the bolo tie worn by King Henry V.
Y/N: Dude, I think you just got played out of money because there is no way is worth that much
Cartman:...Dude, it's fucking gay as fuck.
Stan:[finally breaks, facepalming] I know! [lowers his right arm] I really wish if my grandpa wanted to give me something, he'd just give me the money!
Kyle:Why don't you take it to one of those pawn places? Every two blocks you see a guy with a sign that says "Cash For Gold and Jewelry." There must be a lot of people doin' it.
Downtown South Park, the jewelry district, day. Outside a Cash For Gold store a man spins a sign around with his hands. Inside, behind a bullet-proof partition, a clerk looks the bolo over with a jeweler's scope
Clerk 1:You didn't steal this, did you?
Stan:No, my grandpa gave to me as a present. But it's worth so much I reel really bad accepting it, so I just want the cash.
Clerk 1:[does some calculations on his computer] It's 14-karat gold, diamond and turquoise. I'll give you fifteen dollars.
Stan:...What? That cost my grandpa six thousand dollars. Those are real diamonds on the outside.
Clerk 1:Yeah, I can't really make anything on the diamonds. I'd have to send it to a smelter, have it all smelted down for the gold, probably could make a ten-dollar profit.
Stan:Fifteen bucks?!
Kyle:Dude, this guy's trying to rook us! We can go someplace else!
Stan:Yeah, I'm not gettin' taken advantage of! [takes back the bolo tie]
Cartman:You may suck our collective balls, sir! [they leave the store, turn right and walk]
Kyle:Don't worry. There's gotta be another cash for gold place around here somewhere.
Stan:Yeah! Here's one. [turns into the next store past the empty lot. The man outside is wearing a signboard]
Y/N: do you know wasting our time right? You're not actually gonna get a lot of money from it
Stan: We are not wasting your time
Y/N:Whatever
Inside the second store, a fat blonde woman looks the bolo tie over
Clerk 2:These are real diamonds, right?
Stan:Yeah dude, you can test them.
Clerk 2:Okay. Eight dollars.
Y/N:Told you bitch
Stan:[stunned, then angry] This is the same bolo tie worn by King Henry V!
Clerk 2:[looks it over again] Nine dollars.
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