Kyle pov
In the Broflovski house, in the dining room table.The family is gathered at table eating dinner
Kyle:Mom, Dad, what's "muff cabbage"? [Gerald and Sheila pause. They look at each other, then turn back to their son]
Gerald:[confused] Muff cabbage?
Sheila:[also confused] Where did you hear that?
Ike:Muff cabbage!
Kyle :The new neighbors that moved in next to Stan's house. Me and Ike saw the mom get a parking ticket, and she called the parking cop "muff cabbage".
Ike:Muff cabbage.
Sheila:A new family moved in? Where are they from?
Kyle:She said they're from New Jersey.
Sheila:[drops her fork] New Jersey? A family from New Jersey moved in next to the Marshes?
Kyle:Yeah. Stan said they're having them over for dinner tonight.
Sheila:[fearful, quickly leaves her chair and walks off a bit] Oh, God. Poor Sharon. Doesn't she know?
Kyle:Know what, Ma?
Ike:Muff cabbage!
Sheila:Never invite a New Jersey housewife into your home.
Y/N POV
The Marsh house, dinner time. The table has been enlarged to accommodate their guests - a family with three kids. Grandpa Marsh is not at the table
Teresa:[at the head of the table. Sharon is to her right] And so then I met the school principal. What's her name? Principal Victoria? What a stupid bitch! I mean, excuse my language, but that bitch needs her fuckin' head examined!
(Teresa's new home, next door, on New Jersey Housewives)
Teresa:Yeah, so my family and I moved from Jersey to South Park about a week ago. So far, I can tell that everyone here really likes me.
The Marsh house, dinner time
Teresa:Oh! And I met that Stotch woman. What's her name?
Sharon:Oh, Linda, huh?
Teresa:Have you noticed how yellow that bitch's teeth are? You can tell that woman is a piece of garbage. She's garbage! [the girls at the table just look on and continue eating] I went into the mall here and I just about dropped dead. The only panties you can buy makes you look like you got a grandma muff! Where's the Gucci? Where's the Prada? Have they heard of Italian clothes? It's ridiculous!
Joe:[as Teresa rattles on] So, Randy, what gyms are good around here? Where do you work out?
Randy:I don't really work out.
Joe:Well, I gotta find somethin'. [flexes his left biceps] My biceps are goin' flat.
Teresa:Where can you get good clothes in this town?! Nowhere! I mean, that's why you're stuck wearing garbage like that, right? And the woman that works the hair salon? Julia? Have you seen how big that bitch's ears are?
Sharon:Oh, Julia's a friend of mine, yeah.
Teresa:Ears out to here! [spreads her arms out as far as they could go] So I tell her, "You got big ears, sweetie." I'm not trying to be mean. It's just a Jersey thing. Why be offended? [to Sharon] I mean, you've got a big chin. We've all got imperfections.
Sharon:Right, just like your eyes are kind of far apart. [Teresa's expression changes to a dark mood]
(Teresa's new home, next door, on New Jersey Housewives)
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