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Towelie:Hey everybody how's it goin?

The Towel
The Drug Addict

Towelie has agreed to be in a
documentary about addiction

Towelie:Hey you! You goin' swimmin'? Don't forget to bring a towel. [coughs]

He does not know he is about
to face an intervention

Towelie:[stumbling around, tattered and wasted] Get out of my face! Get out of here! [runs at the camera and shoves it out of his face. The camera spins around in a blur of lights]

Intervention

Towelie:[in studio] My name is Towelie. T O W E L uh-Y E Y. I'm great at cleanin' up spills. [a man spills his drink in a mall and Towelie throws himself at it, soaking it up. Next, he sends himself into a washing machine at a laundromat] And I'm 100% machine washable. I'm just... an ordinary towel, in a lot of ways. [hangs himself up to dry on a clothesline in someone's backyard] Except for one. [back to the studio] I'm addicted to marijuana. And crystal meth. ...aaand crack. [next scene is a wasted Towelie taking another hit from his bong]

Nine years ago Towlie started
smoking marijuana. Two years later he started
experimenting with crystal meth.

Towelie:[scorched and wasted, walks down the street] Hey buddy, want your dick sucked? [bends over for a moment] Does anybody want their dick sucked by a towel?

Y/N: Towelie has become a complete nightmare in our town! He's broken into my house twice, and stolen my allowance! I-I've got almost nothing left!

Kyle: If we're playing outside he shows up completely wasted and, and screaming how the government is following 'im.

Butter:[cries, taking a tissue from the box next to him] Why I, I just don't wanna watch him kill himself... I don't even know who he is anymore!

Stan: There's noo doubt in my mind that if we don't get Towelie help, our entire summer is gonna be ruined! [Towelie is shown lighting a joint as the camera pulls away]

Specialist 1 has applied Towelie to Lenora, and Towelie gets her dry.

Specialist 1:There you go, Lenora, all better now?

Lenora: Yes, thanks.

Towelie: That's right. When you go swimmin', don't forget to bring a... [throws up all over Lenora]

Lenora: Uhhh!

Specialist 3:Who hired that towel? It can barely walk, let alone dry somebody off.

Towelie:[picking a fight] You think you're better than me? Huh?! You think you're fuckin' hot shit?!

Y/N:[in studio] A lot of times, when Towelie shoots heroin he just... gets angry at everybody.

Towelie:You can all suck it! You're all, you're all a bunch of towels, that's what you are! [walks off in disgust]

Butters:[in studio, sobbing] The thing is, Towelie was pretty happy before. He had a girlfriend he liked. [a picture of the couple is shown, but her face is blurry. The picture was taken at a restaurant booth] And then she got pregnant and had a little washcloth. [A picture of the three of them at the hospital. She shows off Washcloth, but her face is still blurry] Mm but then Towelie just kept gettin' more and more high, and he got kicked out of the house.