Crack baby athletic association

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Me and Cartman was done playing with the Crack baby's

Cratman:Oh. Hey Kyle.

Y/N:Hi Kyle

Kyle:[at first surprised, now suspicious] What are you guys doing here?

Y/N:We're volunteering.

Kyle:[remains suspicious] ...What are you doing here?!

Cartman:[firmly] I'm volunteering my time, Kyle.

Nurse:Young Eric and Y/N has been here every day for the past two weeks, bless There heart.

Kyle:Why do you have a video camera?

Cartman:I'm volunteering, Kyle! It just so happens Sarah McLachlan touched my heart. Is that so hard to believe?! [to the nurse] Goodbye, Ms. Williams. See you tomorrow. [walks away]

Ms. Williams
Bye, Eric bye Y/N. [Kyle just watches as Cartman and Y/N goes to the elevator and closes its doors behind them]

Kyle:I'm sorry, can I come back in just a little bit?

Ms. Williams:Certainly. We're... here all the time, unfortunately.

Kyle:Thanks. [walks to a window looking over a parking lot. The nurse walks off in the opposite direction]
As Kyle watches, Cartman and Y/N walks through the parking lot and meets Craig. Cartman looks over his shoulder on his way to meet Craig. Kyle decides to follow them and takes the next elevator down. Cartman,Craig and Y/N stop on the sidewalk around the medical center. Cartman checks his watch as if he's waiting for someone. Day has turned to evening. Kyle hides in the shadows and looks on. Clyde walks up to Cartman, Craig and Y/N, who has a camera of his own. The fore of them chat a bit, then walk away laughing. Kyle keeps his distance, but follows them nonetheless. Cartman, Craig, and Clyde put some mini-VHS tapes on a table for Butters. Butters, typing away on a computer, becomes a video editor, splicing videos from their tapes together.

Kyle:What's going on?!

Butters:[startled] Wuuuuhhhhhh! [falls off the chair]

Cartman:Ah, crap! [rolls his eyes]

Moments later, Cartman, Craig, Clyde, Butters , and Y/N sit at a table in the slender building and look at Kyle

Cartman:Okay Kyle, you caught us. I admit we aren't actually doing volunteer work at the hospital.

Kyle:So what are you doing?!

Cartman:What if I were to tell you there's a way to help those poor babies born addicted to crack, and give them a future as well.

Kyle:Alright, what is it?!

Cartman:Crack baby basketball. [Kyle pushes his chair away from the table, gets up, and begins to leave] Whow, whoa Kyle, don't tell on us! [Kyle reaches the staurs] We could actually really use you!

Kyle:Are you serious,Y/N out of all people you know this is wrong.

Y/N:I know I-...I-...I don't know[whisper]What am I doing, I would never do something like this what's wrong with me

Craig:Nothing is wrong with you

Y/N:But I would never do something like this

Craig:Maybe you changed, it's not a bad thing

Kyle:No she is turning into you

Craig:She's being her own person

Kyle:No she's not she is being someone you want her to be

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