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Faith Hilling

CNN Conference Room. Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul are standing behind their benches, debating. A loud applause is heard.

Mitt:I know the people are going to say, oh you should only practice it this way or that way.

Rick:I believe in capitalism too. I believe in capitalism for everybody.

New:What he said, which I find mildly amazing, was that he thought I would have a hard time debating Barack Obama.

Ron:We faced something much much greater after World War II. [the camera pans to Stan, who is in the audience] We had ten million coming home at once. What did we do then? Some liberals said we need more work programs-

Stan:Tango, Tango, I'm in position.

Kyle:[offscreen] Copy, tango. Clear vantage point?

Y/N:It will have to do. We're not getting closer.

Kyle:Alright, Butters. Bring it in.

Butters:[going through a hallway with a trolley] Equipment is flying in, ten seconds.

Kyle:Copy that. 10 seconds, Cartman.

Cartman:[in a wooden dark place with two wires on the ground] I can hear Kyle, just tell me when to go.

The conference room is shown again. The audience applauds as Stan looks around. The Secret Service agents are shown.

Agent 1:We might have a problem.

Agent 2:What's that?

Agent 1:We just got word somebody might try to Faith Hill this event.

Agent 2:Lock down the whole perimeter. Nobody is Faith Hilling, not on my watch! [raises his fists and walks away. The stage is shown through Stan's angle. Three other agents step on the stage.]

Stan:I think they're onto us guys. Let's do this. [Butters takes a plate from the trolley, which has an iPhone on it, and walks to the left. Meanwhile Kenny comes from the opposite direction, taking the iPhone and passing it to Stan.] I got it.

Agent 3:Hey, somebody is under the stage.

Kyle:Go Cartman! [Cartman runs up and comes on the stage. He cheerfully pulls his shirt out near the nipple area. Stan takes a picture. Four agents come up to chase Cartman.]

Outside the conference room. Butters, Y/N,Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman run out.

Butter:We got it. We got it!

Y/N:Go, go, go.

Cartman:Hehe hehe, that was sweet you guys. [The agents run after them.]

The news Reporter:First, there was planking. [various images of people planking come up] People taking pictures of themselves in a planked position and putting the photos on the Internet. Planking was soon replaced by owling. [a picture of a boy with his knees drawn to his chest] And after the Super Bowl by Bradying. [New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady as well as an overweight man, both sitting on the ground with their legs straight out, hands clasped and looking down] But the newest meme involves pulling the shirt out to look like boobs. [Cartman pulling out his shirt at the debate is shown, this time fullscreen] It's called Faith Hilling. And all around the world people are doing it. [A black boy pulling his red shirt, then a ginger boy with a cap doing the exact same thing with his grey-and-white sweatshirt] Kids, adults, and even notable celebrities are getting into the act. [L.A. Lakers player Kobe Bryant is shown pulling on his jersey. The news studio comes to view again.] But as Faith Hilling is more and more popular, the question on everyone's mind, who will be the first to die doing it?