Crazy South Park love Craig Tucker x reader(Cartman sister)

Butter bottom bitch

Y/N pov

Y/N:guys do you know ware butter is

Stan:no why

Y/N:because he told the guys he never kiss a girl and now I can't find him

Kyle:maybe cartmen have him

We was walking to the group of boys and see them mess with butters

Y/N:what the hell are you doing

Cartmen:butter-...are butter never kiss a girl

Y/N:so,I don't think you kiss a girl

Then Craig hit butters with a ball,I walk over to Craig and smack his arm.

Y/N:what the hell

Craig:why the fuck you do that

Y/N:because you hit butter with a ball

Kyle:so what if he didn't kiss a girl

Butter:so what!,I'm all most 9 years old and I haven't kiss a girl,even you,Craig, Stan did

Cartmen:no Craig never kiss a girl and if he did then that will be my-

Y/N:OKAY...let's just help butter I guess,but i don't see the point of it

Cartmen:hey!, is there something your not telling me?

Y/N:what are you talking about

Cartmen:did you or did you no-

Clyde:we found a way to help butter sally darson is selling kisses for $5!

Butter:selling kisses?

Clyde:she hang out behind the temp building,after class,she'll kiss any boy that pays her.

Butter:you mean I'm...Gonna kiss a girl today?

Y/N:guys take him down

They got him down .

Butter:I need to look nice

Y/N:I have some hair stuff in my book bag

Butter:yea,thanks

We walk to my looker

Cartmen:Y/N you got to tell me

Y/N:tell you what

Kyle:just tell him so he will stop bitching

Y/N:Fine....Craig tell him

Craig:fine,yeah me and Y/N kiss before

Cartmen:the fuck Craig she's my sister

Craig:so..

Cartmen:you can't do that!,she's my sister

Craig:I can

Y/N:shut up,butter come hear

Butter:ok

So i did butter hair and made him look nice.

Y/N:I don't understand why you have to look nice for this

Butter:this is my first kiss

Y/N:ok but the first kiss need to be special

Butter:but no one will go out with me so...

Y/N:what aver make you happy butter,but if you want to waste your first kiss like this fine that is your choice

Butter:thanks Y/N

And we share a hug

Y/N:go get her buddy

Clyde:and butter when she stick her tongue out,you just kind of lick it with your tongue