Crazy South Park love Craig Tucker x reader(Cartman sister)

Dead celebrity

Y/N pov

Cartmen:Sup Jew

Kyle:guys Ike got worse,I'm getting worried about him. he said he's still seeing dead celebrities.

Cartmen:ha,what a dumbass

Y/N:Aww poor Ike

Kenny:what do you think is wrong with him

Kyle:I don't know last night, we found him hiding in the kitchen pantry in the name, Billy Mays, over and over again

Cartmen:Billy Mays,...Billy Mays, do you didn't tell us Ike was seeing Billy Mays.

Kyle:what

Cartmen: your brother, saw the ghost of Billy Mays

Stan: dude, I don't even know who that is

Y/N: the guy on TV that have a lotta cool things for people to buy.

Cartmen: died four months ago, but they still show his commercials all the time,... for the love of Christ here

Then he rewind on the TV show that he was watching to a Billy Mays commercial.

Cartmen: here, here this is him

Billy: hi,Billy Mays here with another product. If you like other Americans, you like to eat chipotle but you hate others terrible blood stains in your underwear.

Guy1: I love chipotle, but getting all those blood stains out my underwear are nightmares

Billy: now there's a part of that if it cleans was stained from chipotle right off your underwear, chipotle away just with one burrito came with a quarter cup of blood chipotle way make it clean and you can have more stop buying new underwear every time you eat chipotle that can cost you thousand.

And he keeps talking how clean your underwear will be

Cartmen: see that product change my life. It really works. I use it all the time.

Kyle: what are you serious?

Cartmen:look Kyle if there's even a chance of Billy Mays, soul it's not at rest I want to help. however, I can.

Kyle: dude why the hell would you do that?

Cartmen: because he was a great person, Kyle

Kyle: no, why would you keep eating something that makes you crap blood

Cartmen: dude have you had chipotle is really good, we have to help Kyle's brother to get to the bottom of this and I know who to go to

Y/N:no not them

Stan: who is it?

Y/N and Cartmen: ghost hunters

Y/N: you know they don't really find ghosts

Cartmen: you don't know that

Y/N: yes, I do I watch the show before it's really stupid they don't find ghosts

Cartmen:shut up

(At Kyle house)

Guy1: we are now in the house, for the celebrity ghost have been spotted

Then he stopped talking. Stated to freak out for nothing saying that he hears something I have heard nothing I told Cartman this is stupid but I guess to him I'm always wrong.

Kyle: what was what?

Guys 1: it was a noise it sound like a do, is there a spooky ghost here? look what is that? What is that?