Crazy South Park love Craig Tucker x reader(Cartman sister)

Jewpacabra

A large green park in a sunny day. People are decorating the park for Easter while children are on the line for Kids' Egg Hunt Signup

Attendant:Alright, next please. Signing up for the Easter egg hunt? [Stan is in the front of the line]

Butters:[at the middle of the line] Hoh da lolly! This is gonna be so much fun!

Craig:Yeah, I can't wait for Sunday.

Kenny:(Me, too.)

Y/N:This is going to be so much fun.

Cartman:[anxious] Yeah, yeah, it should be a real blast, heh. I just hope Jewpacabra doesn't show up, that's all.

Craig:Jewpa what?

Cartman:Jewpaca- look, it's nothing. Forget I said anything.

Y/N:It's something he made up.

Craig:Okay. [to Tolkien and Kenny] So anyways, are they saying what time the event starts?

Cartman:Okay, look: A lot of people claim that on Passover, a blood sucking creature called the Jewpacabra comes out and preys on children. This year passover happens to be the same week as Easter.

Butters:You mean it's like, like a monster?

Cartman:It's just a legend, alright?! But people all over town have started reported strange things. Knocked over trash cans, weird howls...

Tolkien:Nuh-uh!

Cartman:[angrily points at him] Yeah-uh, Tolkien! Don't think it won't come after you just because you're black!

Y/N:Shut up Cartman,we all don't believe your little story.

Clyde:You guys, check this out! [Butters, Y/N, Kenny, Craig and Tolkien go there to take a look. On the ground lies a dead bird.]

Cartman:[keeps the boys and Y/N away] Alright, alright, stay back. Stay back! It definitely looks like a Jewpacabra attack, but it's hard to tell.

Butters:AAAAAAHHH! [scared as hell, flees]

Y/N:Why did you say that! He's the only kid that will believe anything you say.

Cartman:Alright guys, we're gonna need some video cameras. We gotta go out at night and try to get proof of this thing.

Kyle:Alright, alright! Knock it off! Stop spreading lies.

Cartman:I'm trying to protect people. And why are you so quick to try and cover up Jewpacabra's existence?

Y/N:I looked on the known species webpage. There's no animal called a 'Jewpacabra' mentioned anywhere.

Cartman:Well, neither is Bigfoot, Kyle, Y/N,but there are a lot of people who say they have spotted a Sasquatch.

Kyle:[sighs] If someone says they saw a Sasquatch, they are either lying or they are stupid. Now stop lying about a Jewpacabra before stupid people start believing you!

Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization. Cartman leads Mr. Billings and his two employees to the building but is confronted by a pissed off Kyle and Y/N.

Kyle:Would you stop scaring everyone with your dumb ass myth!

Cartman:People thought Atlantis was a myth, Kyle, but I was just there. I've explored the depths of Atlantis, and now I'm about to prove a new species exists. I'm a little James Cameron.

Y/N:These people aren't going to prove anything. To believe any of this you either have to be a liar, or stupid.

Cartman:These are professional people who go around tracking Sasquatches, Y/N and Kyle! They aren't liars, and they aren't stupid!