We are all in Kyles room.
Cartmen:I have more friends then Kyle ,I have more friends then Kyle
Kyle:how the hell you have more friends then me
Cartmen:people think I'm cool
Kyle:how menu friends do you have Kenny
Kenny:62
Kyle:what? How the hell I only have 37 friends
Stan walk in.
Stan:Aww,are you guys doing that stupid Facebook stuff again?
Y/N:yeah they are
Cartmen:(retorts) stupid Facebook stuff
Stan:why are you guys in here wasting your time? We're supposed to be out playing video games.
Y/N:that's what I have been telling them
Kyle:Y/N and Stan you don't get how cool Facebook have become.you can message your friends and play Yahtzee with your friends.even start your own farm and have your friends visits it.
Y/N:who the fuck what to play Yahtzee?
Cartmen:Stan and Y/N,we know it's hard to get started but we have a little surprise for you guys.
Kyle:yeah we made you guys a Facebook page.
Cartmen:surprise
Stan:Noo,we told you guys we don't wanna be on Facebook
Kyle:now you can be friends with all of us.
Kenny:yeah
Y/N:No because we don't want to be sucked in to that shit
Cartmen:Alright you don't have to app any one and be like that Kip drody kid
Stan:who?
Cartmen:he's a 3rd grader and he have no facebook friends and he had his page more then 6 months
Kyle:that's sad even one should have one friend on Facebook
Stan:you guys are retarded,Y/N do you want to play Xbox
Y/N:yeah
We left to play.
Y/N:I can't believe they did that
Stan:I know
Y/N:crap we have homework
Stan:let's go downstairs and do our homework
We was doing our homework until Stan dad came in
Randy:Hey Stan,I was on my computer at work and saw that you have a Facebook page now?
Stan:yeah dad I was kinda of focused to
Randy:so are you going to add me as a friend
Stan:no dad I really don't want to into that stuff
Randy:oh okay so I'm not your friend then
Stan:you are my friend dad
Randy:but you didn't add me as a friend
Y/N:look Stan you have stuff to do I will talk to you later
The next day
I was talk to Stan,then Craig and Wendy walk to us and they look upset.
Wendy:are we a game to you
Y/N:what?
Craig:are you guys serious?
Stan:what is going on
Wendy: relationship status, single?
Y/N:look Wendy me and Stan are not in this Facebook shit
Craig:And you guys don't have us added,are we just fucking jokes to you?
Wendy:and Stan you're sending people pictures of you in a bunny costume
Stan:No that's just one of my grandma friends
Y/N:we will change it to in a relationship
Craig:you fucking better
Y/N:see no!,because who the fuck are you talking to like that because I know it's not me.
Craig:I'm not the one that is haven't a Facebook and-
Y/N:No,because you know I don't like being on Facebook but our friends did it so it's not my fault
Craig:whatever
Him and and Wendy walk away
Y/N:what is there problem?
Stan:I don't know
As the days got on it got so annoying and we tried to delete Facebook but we got suck in to Facebook. When I say suck in we are in Facebook!!
Y/N:you have to be kidding me,how is this possible!
Stan:I really don't know
Y/N:come on let's find a way out
We been in for a while and the only way out is to win Yahtzee. This most stupid game ever! But we won the game and we gave the kid with no friends all of our and got rid of Facebook.
Sorry this was short I have a lot of things going on!!!!💕
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