The Donovan house. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Clyde are playing football in the backyard. And Y/N is sitting on her phone
Stan:Throw it here! Throw it here! [Clyde throws the ball.] Yeah! Nice one, Clyde! [Clyde's mom shouts through the window.]
Betsy:Clyde! Clyde! Clyde, get up here! Hurry! [Clyde runs in with panic. The boys follow him.]
Betsy is waiting Clyde in the bathroom with an angry expression. Clyde comes in and the other boys and Y/N wait him outside.
We all decided to go inside to go check on Clyde
Betsy:That's right. It's a toilet, Clyde. And where is the toilet seat? It's up, because you left it up, again! We've been through this countless times, Clyde.
Clyde:Okay mom, just not in front of my friends okay?
Betsy:No, not okay. Because you aren't getting the message! What if I'd fallen in? Start listening to me! Put it down! Put it down! [Clyde hurriedly puts it down. Betsy walks to the door] Thank you. [Clyde stands alone, embarrassed.]
Cartman:[whistles] Dude, that sucks, Clyde. A mom shouldn't be able to put rules on toilet-time like that. Toilet-time is the last bastion of American freedom.
Kyle:Is your mom always like that dude?
Y/N: Yeah, dude, your mom seem extreme
Clyde:Look, could you guys just not say anything about this in school, please?
Cartman:[puts his arm on Clyde] Of course, man. It's cool.
Y/N:He's lying
South Park Elementary, day. The kids are in class.
Cartman:[imitating Clyde's mom] Clyde, Clyde! What have I told you about pissing on the seat? And Clyde's all like "Ah, okay mom, fuck! Not in front of my friends! [He laughs, Butters joins him.]
Kyle:Cartman, it was actually really lame.
Y/N: yeah, it wasn't really funny and you always manipulate Butters to think that you're funny.
Cartmam:Shut up Y/N. Women are just jealous 'cause they have to sit outwards to pee and crap.
Butters:[laughs] Wait a minute! You're supposed to poop on the toilet facing out? [looks around] But I thought you sit on the toilet this way. [demonstrates by sitting backwards on his chair] So that you have that nice little shelf for your comics and chocolate milk? Well, because you got the flusher right here. No? [turns around] Oh jeez, that's embarrassing.
Betsy:Clyde! Clyde! [comes in wearing a nightgown, a coat and slippers] There you are!
Clyde:Mom?
Betsy:Clyde Donovan, you come home this instant!
Clyde:Why?
Betsy:What have I told you about putting the toilet seat down after you go to the bathroom?
Clyde:Mom, I'm in class.
Betsy:How many times do I have to tell you Clyde? I was trying to get ready for work and the toilet seat was up, again.
Roger:Betsy, come back home. It's just not that big a deal.
Betsy:No, Roger! It's a disgusting habit and I'm sick and tired of it. If I had sat down, I would have gotten toilet water all over my vagina.
Butters:My grandma is from Virginia. [smiles]
Y/N:She's talking about something else butters
Betsy:You're coming home right now, and you're putting the seat down where it belongs. Let's go.
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