Y/NMe, Cartmen,Kyle,Kenny,Stan,Jimmy,Butter and Craig.Are at the pool ready to have fun.
Kyle:I can hold my breath for a long time it's like 2 minutes
Y/N:wow,how do you do that
Kyle:I don't know,b-but it's really cool
Butter:Hey fellers, fellas hang on! I've gotta use the bathroom.
Kyle:Okay,go ahead (turn back to us)
Butter:Okay,thanks(use the bathroom in the pool)
Kyle:I can seriously hold my breath longer then anybody.somebody time me,all right?
Stan:Okay
Y/N:I will time you .
Kyle:All right(glances back a butter) check it out,I-(looks back again and seas what's happened) Butters,BUTTERS!what the fuck!? Are you peeing in the pool?
Butter:you Sadie "go ahead".
Y/N:Butters! That's fucking disgusting!
Stan:come on guys let's look at the fireboats!
Y/N:Ew No butter pee is in there
Craig:Come on,all this water.It doesn't matter if one person pee in the pool
Butter:come on Kyle and Y/N,I'm not the only person that's pee in the pool,Lots of people do.
Kyle:No they don't!
Stan:yeah they do Kyle
Jimmy:To be perfectly frankly,I peed In the pool about tu-tu-twenty five seconds ago.
Y/N:Dude!!
Stan:come in Kyle show us how long you can hold your breath
Kyle:No
Craig:Y/N,it's not a big deal
Y/N:yes it is!
Stan:how?!
Kyle:Because pee is gross
Craig:It's part of your body. You fucking idiot.
Y/N:Be nice!,and it's a disgusting part of your body!
(Me and Kyle got out the pool and sit down and talk to each other)
Kyle:Y/N?
Y/N:yeah
Kyle:why are you even dating Craig?
Y/N:I don't know,it just something about him that I love that I can't find in other people.why?
Kyle:I don't know just asking
(Then the rest of the guys sat with us and ate some burgers)
Stan:After Thai do your guys want to hit the hurricane slid?
Butter:you bet
Kyle:me and Y/N are not going back out there
Craig:are you still upset about the pee thing?
Y/N:yes
Stan:Aw,come on you guys
Kyle:Dude,we just found out that everybody pees in the pool.Why should we go back?
Craig:not everybody pees in the pool
Y/N:do you guys pee in the pool
Stan and Craig:Not today....yet
Y/N:what the fuck!
Stan:what are you guys going to do hang out at the table all day?
Kyle:most likely
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