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Me, Cartmen,Kyle,Kenny,Stan,Jimmy,Butter and Craig.Are at the pool ready to have fun.

Kyle:I can hold my breath for a long time it's like 2 minutes

Y/N:wow,how do you do that

Kyle:I don't know,b-but it's really cool

Butter:Hey fellers, fellas hang on! I've gotta use the bathroom.

Kyle:Okay,go ahead (turn back to us)

Butter:Okay,thanks(use the bathroom in the pool)

Kyle:I can seriously hold my breath longer then anybody.somebody time me,all right?

Stan:Okay

Y/N:I will time you .

Kyle:All right(glances back a butter) check it out,I-(looks back again and seas what's happened) Butters,BUTTERS!what the fuck!? Are you peeing in the pool?

Butter:you Sadie "go ahead".

Y/N:Butters! That's fucking disgusting!

Stan:come on guys let's look at the fireboats!

Y/N:Ew No butter pee is in there

Craig:Come on,all this water.It doesn't matter if one person pee in the pool

Butter:come on Kyle and Y/N,I'm not the only person that's pee in the pool,Lots of people do.

Kyle:No they don't!

Stan:yeah they do Kyle

Jimmy:To be perfectly frankly,I peed In the pool about tu-tu-twenty five seconds ago.

Y/N:Dude!!

Stan:come in Kyle show us how long you can hold your breath

Kyle:No

Craig:Y/N,it's not a big deal

Y/N:yes it is!

Stan:how?!

Kyle:Because pee is gross

Craig:It's part of your body. You fucking idiot.

Y/N:Be nice!,and it's a disgusting part of your body!

(Me and Kyle got out the pool and sit down and talk to each other)

Kyle:Y/N?

Y/N:yeah

Kyle:why are you even dating Craig?

Y/N:I don't know,it just something about him that I love that I can't find in other people.why?

Kyle:I don't know just asking

(Then the rest of the guys sat with us and ate some burgers)

Stan:After Thai do your guys want to hit the hurricane slid?

Butter:you bet

Kyle:me and Y/N are not going back out there

Craig:are you still upset about the pee thing?

Y/N:yes

Stan:Aw,come on you guys

Kyle:Dude,we just found out that everybody pees in the pool.Why should we go back?

Craig:not everybody pees in the pool

Y/N:do you guys pee in the pool

Stan and Craig:Not today....yet

Y/N:what the fuck!

Stan:what are you guys going to do hang out at the table all day?

Kyle:most likely

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