South Park Elementary Cafeteria, lunchtime. Six kids are seated at a table: Cartman and Kyle on one side; Craig,Y/N, Kenny, and Stan on the other. There's room for a third boy next to Kyle
Cartman:Nonono, I'm tellin' you guys, music videos have devolved to nothing but pretty girls wearing skin-tight clothes, and singin' songs about their vajayjays. Used to be chicks sang about their relationships; now it's all "my vajayjay this, my vajayjay that." But clearly that's what sells. Think about it. When was the last time you turned on a music video and didn't see some chick strumming a guitar singing about her vajayjay? [the kids ignore him and continue eating] See? You can't remember.
Butters:[walks in with a black right eye] Heh, h-hey fellas. [takes the remaining spot. Y/N,Stan, Kenny, and Craig look at each other.]
Kyle:Where's your lunch, Butters?
Y/N:No fuck that,Butters what happened to your fucking eye?
Butters:OH. [looks around nervously] Uh, it's okay. Um I'm not hungry anyways.Y/N it's nothing
Stan:Dude, did a bully take your lunch money again?
Butters:...Yeah. [looks down at the table]
Stan:That's the third day in a row. You gotta tell the teacher.
Butters:Naw, I'm not a tattle-tale.
Stan:Well then write the principal an anonymous letter.
Butters:Naw, I'm not no Anonymous Andy.
Craig:So then just get a bigger bully to beat the bully up.
Y/N:Or I can kick there ass for you
Butters:Naw, I don't want kids calling me a Cliché Conflict Resolution Kevin.
Cartman:He has a point.
Kyle:Well, then you gotta ride it out, Butters.
Craig:Yeah, life sucks sometimes, but it'll pass.
Stan:I can't believe what I'm hearing! [three girls walking by hear this and stop] This is why bullying is getting worse and worse at out schools! We can't all sit by and let it happen anymore!
Red:Good for you, Stan, nice somebody in this school has some balls.
Cartman:I have balls.
Red:Yeah, little squishy boba-tea balls.
Cartman:Still balls.
Kyle:Look Butters, why don't you just talk to your family about it? You said your Grandma's visiting this week. Why don't you try talking to her?
Butters:My Grandma?
Y/N:Yeah,For now you can have my lunch
Butter:Y/N I can't
Y/N:No,because I have snacks in my locker,Your taking the lunch and I'm not taking No for a answer
Butters:Oh-okay..
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Mr. Mackey:[barely holding back emotion] Attention students: today we will have an... assembly... on the subject of... bullying. M'kay? [on the hallway several students stand around listening to the announcement] The assembly is mandatory. M'kay? You'd better show up. 'Kay?
Y/N:What happened to him
Craig:Don't know and don't care
Y/N:Do you think this assembly have something to do with Stan?
Craig:Yeah,because he have to be Mr.Hero for no reason.
Y/N:Yeah....
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