Y/N pov
I'm outside with the boys at their soccer practice because the coach said I can help with little stuff like refilling water or coaching the other team.When we split the boys In teams to practice.
Cartmen:Oh I wish I can do more exercise with the team but I have this bad belly ache
Coach:you seem to have stomach ache every time we do exercise and drills
Cartmen:I know it sucks
Coach:Y/N blow the whistle to make them stop they got to 40
Y/N:okay Coach( I blow the whistle )
Coach:alright kid's practice is over today
Cartmen:KFC!!! (He runs to the car)
Y/N:lying bitch
We got in the car with Stan dad.
Cartmen:oh boy oh boy! I'm gonna get 3 piece meal and crispy strips!
Kyle:Cartmen,you only come to soccer practice on Fridays, and that's only because we have Kentucky fried chicken afterwards
Y/N:thank you,I thought I was the only one
Cartmen:shut up Y/N the only reason you go is because you're boyfriend is there
Y/N:No because the town doesn't have a girl soccer team so I help the boys you fucking ass hat
Randy:hey! Watch the language
We pull up the the KFC and it look different.
Stan:It look different
Y/N:wow I didn't realize
Stan:cut it out
???:this is not a KFC anymore
Stan:what!
Randy:you kids stay here I will check it out
He walk in the store
Y/N:it's a fucking drug store
Cartmen:are you fucking with me
Y/N:No,actually KFC is banned
Cartmen:No it's not you bitch
Y/N:yes it's is!!!
Randy ran pass us
Stan:what did they say
Randy:there is no more KFC
Y/N:told you!
Cartmen:shut up
Y/N: No
Randy:I have to go to the doctor
Stan:the doctor? But dad we want to eat
Randy:I got to go to the doctor
Then he left is in the parking lot
Kyle:so no KFC
Y/N:No but I can get us some McDonald
Stan and Kyle:yeah
Y/N:I will call my Mom
After I called her she took us to McDonald but we had to talk home because Cartmen want to get KFC
Stan:let's go to my house
Y/N:sure
As we was there Stan dad was trying to get cancer so he can smoke weed. Stan told us not give him mind. All we did was play games all day.
I have to make this short because of a lot of reasons.
Cartmen got in trouble with the the kFC guy and all the men got some tips of cancer and the town think that KFC help stop the spread of the cancer. I don't know this is just all stupid to me but it's South Park what are you going to do about it?
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