Kyle:Oh shut up Cartman! You don't even know what you're talking about!
Cartman:Oh yeah! I saw it on the news, Kyle! The school is gonna make us all get shots again! [at this point Stan stops and stands alongside the others but he's still looking at the ground] But this time it's so that we don't get warts in our vaginas!
Kenny:(Are you serious?!)
Cartman:Yep!
Y/N:That's only a vaccination for girls, stupid!
Cartman:Then why are they sayin' that gettin' vaccinated at school is gonna make us all retarded?
Kyle:[sighs gruffly] Because some people think vaccinations can give you autism or Asperger's!
Cartman:Wait what?
Y/N:That's what they're talking about on the news!
Cartman:Wait, there's a disease called Assburgers?
Y/N:Yeah is the original name for Autism
Cartman:You are so lying! There's no disease called fuckin' Assburgers!
Kyle:You wanna bet? [begins to move off] Let's go ask my Dad right now!
Cartman:Okay, you're on, Jew! [he and Kenny follow Kyle away. Several seconds later, the bus shows up and Stan and Y/N gets on. He takes an empty seat and no one sits next to him. He leans against the window, looking very sad]
South Park Elementary, Fourth Grade. Stan is in class, looking sad, and the seats that would hold Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman are empty.
Mr. Garrison:And so children, at noon today, all the girls will go to the gymnasium for their vaccinations, and boys will head on out to recess. [on the blackboard he had written "HPV Vaccination Day"]
Butters:Do the girls get their shots right in the vagina?
Mr. Garrison:No. Butters, that's not how it works.
Officer Barbrady
[offscreen] Mr. Garrison, [now onscreen] these three boys were caught playing hooky.
Cartman:Did you guys know there's actually a disease called Assburgers? [Stan is hearing everything as if from a distance]
Mr. Garrison:Sit down boys, we'll talk about this later. Right now we're talking about vaginal warts.
Wendy:This isn't fair! How can the school make us get vaccinated?
Butters:You mean little hamburgers grow in your butthole?
Cartman:That's right, it's a butt fungus.
Butters:Well I don't want burgers comin' out of my butt!
Stan:[in an angry outburst] God, shut up! Everyone just shut the fuck up! [looks around glaring at everyone, who look back at him, stunned]
After class
Y/N:I hope he's okay
Craig:He'll be fine
Y/N:But he's going through a tough time
Craig:Parents fight then spin time apart and get back together
Y/N:Not all parents
Craig:like I said he is okay
Y/N:You don't know that
Craig:You need to stop worrying
Y/N:You know I will keep worrying
Craig:If you just keep worrying for that rest of your life you won't have fun
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Crazy South Park love Craig Tucker x reader(Cartman sister)
De TodoYou are Y/N Y/M/N Cartman and you are 16 years old. You and Carman are twins but your mom couldn't take care of you and you had to like with the rest of your family. A few years later you have the option to live with your mom and you pack your stuf...
