Crazy South Park love Craig Tucker x reader(Cartman sister)

Eat,pray,Queef

Kenny:what the hell are you doing in hell, oh you're here because you missed the last chapter,will dam, I have nothing to do might as well what tell you what happens

Recap

Jimmy:wh- who is she
Y/N mumble:a slut
Craig:Y/N are you okay your mumbling all of your words
Y/N:I'm fine stop asking

Cartmen:hey Y/N are you okay you was acting weird
Stan:Yea
Y/N:what are you talking about I'm fine,nothing wrong and it's not The fact I'm already rethinking my whole relationship, it's definitely not that so why did you ask
Kyle:never mind
Y/N:amazing,let's get back to class

Butter:jimmy what's a BJ
Y/N:don't answer that
Craig:he's old enough to know
Y/N:No I want to keep butter innocent
Craig:fine we won't tell him
Y/N:thanks,and I know that she was a slut,and Craig I'm upset that you think having a 5th grade girlfriend is so cool to the point you forgot you have a girlfriend right here
Craig:that's what you mad about Y/N loo-
Y/N:I'm going stop you right there because I don't wanna hear it and I have to help a friend

Y/N:No they are 2 different thing
Butter:are you and Craig going to get one
Y/N:No because the rings are selling sex I'm not that stupid
Cratman:dose that mean Kenny sold his sex

Y/N:I have to go bye Craig

Then he kiss me on the lips that last to seconds.

Craig:bye Y/N

Then I walk to the car,and we went home

Recap-over

Y/N pov

The bell went off  in all the kids went to their locker.

Cartmen:oh,man I thought that the day would never end!

Wendy:Hey,Stan,you wanna maybe study together after school?

Stan:what!,No Way,Wendy to day is the day!

Wendy:what day?

Butter:the day ware they show part 2 of the Terrance and Phillip show!

Clyde:they're gonna finally reveal who Phillip farted on to get out of jail!

Red:oh God that show is so dumb.

Cartmen:dumb!?,Philip farted in someone's face super hard,but you don't know who until this week episode

Tweek:Ugh,this has been the longest week of my life

Bebe:why do boys think farts are so funny,they're juvenile and gross

Cartmen:no no no your right Bebe farts are totally not funny and they're gross

Then Cartmen farts in some little girl faces

Y/N:what the hell Cartmen that was so uncalled for

And all the boys laugh

Kyle:come on guys we got to go

Cartmen:to my house

And all the boys left the school

Y/N:god they are so stupid

Bebe:I know

Y/N:will it's time for me to go home and have to deal with them

(At home)

Stan:oh boy

Craig:I was waiting for this all week

Cartmen: Ahp-Ahp-Aph,that's my seat,Craig

Craig:but I was here first

Cartmen:this is my goddam house so get your bitch ass on the floor,or I will get Y/N and tell her you did something to me