South Park Elementary cafeteria, night. Emergency All School meeting. Students and their parents file into the cafeteria and find seats. Mr. Mackey approaches the mic
Mr. Mackey:Alright parents and students, please take your seats. [A gleeful Randy crumples a sheet of paper into a ball and throws it at him as Sharon looks on. The crumpled up paper strikes Mr. Mackey, who tries to deflect it and gets annoyed] Okay, okay. Now as you know, There was an incident at the school last week involving a student referring to rape as a "hot Cosby," okay? [everyone laughs. Cartman looks around, smiling] Listen, listen! Principal Victoria has been fired!
Various adults:What? Fired?
Cartman:Sweet dude!
Mr. Mackey:And a new person has been appointed to try and make South Park Elementary a more... progressive place that... fits in with today's times. Heh ukay? So please welcome... PC Principal. [a burly man holding a sports bottle walks through the cafeteria. He sports a goatee, a hint of a mustache, and Oakley sunglasses. He swallows the last of the drink and throws the bottle off to one side]
PC Principal:Alright, listen up. My name is PC Principal. I don't know about you, but frankly I'm sick and tired of how minority groups are marginalized in today's society. I'm here because this place is lost in a time warp! Students who still use the word "retarded"! A teacher who said women without wombs should get an AIDS test!
Mr. Garrison:Oh, I was a [takes his right wrist and flips it forward] lesbian then.
PC Principal:A chef "person of color" who the children had sing soul songs and who the children drove to kill himself!
Butters:No, he got brainwashed by a cult.
PC Principal:[aims his left index finger at Butters] And that's two days' detention for you, young man! We'll see you at 4!
Butters:What??
PC Principal:Let me ask you this. We're in Colorado, right?! Where are the Hispanic kids?! Huh?! Where are the ethnic and racial minorities?!
Mr. Mackey:Well, we have Tolkien he's black.
PC Principal:[aims his left index finger at Mr. Mackey] And that's two days' detention for you, Mackey! Congratulations!
Mr. Mackey:Wha- I got detention?
PC Principal;I Googled South Park before I came here, and I cannot believe the shit you're getting away with! People claiming to be advocates of transgender rights, but really just wanting to use the women's bathroom! [Sharon and Stan look at Randy] A white man who thinks he's Chinese and built a wall to keep out Mongolians.
Tuong Lu Kim:Ohhhh I hate-a Mongorians!
PC Principal:What the fuck is this?! Are you fucking kidding me?! I'm telling you all, this is done! Like it or not, PC is back, and it's bigger than ever! Weoo-weoo-weoo You hear that?! That's the sound of 2015 pulling you over, people! Suck it! [holds his right arm out and lets the mic drop to the floor from his hand]
South Park Elementary, day. Kids walk here and there in the hall. Y/N,Stan, Kyle, and Kenny walk together
Stan:[looking around] Man, I guess things are going to be different around here.
Kyle:You know what? I think it's good. Let's face it: this is long overdue.
Y/N: Actually,I don't want that...I know I didn't grow up here and stuff but this place feels like home and one person don't have to right to just change it
Butters:[runs up to the other four ] Did you guys hear? Cartman got four days' detention, for calling Heidi Turner "clitty litter"!
Kenny:(Really?)
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De TodoYou are Y/N Y/M/N Cartman and you are 16 years old. You and Carman are twins but your mom couldn't take care of you and you had to like with the rest of your family. A few years later you have the option to live with your mom and you pack your stuf...
