The F word

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Y/N pov

Me and boys outside having a very nice day next to the lake. Me and Kyle is laying next to each other reading.

Cartmen: this is great you guys leaving all the worries behind.

Stan: yeah, they said that the weather will be nice all day today

Kyle: this is exactly what we need

Kenny:meee...tooo(second later, we hear motorcycles coming up the street)

Y/N: oh, not those guys again

Cartmen: God damn it why is it every time we have a good day a bunch of assholes on their Harley motorcycle?

Y/N:God shut the fuck up!!!

Cartmen:Piss off you assholes!(the bikers ride off)

Later on the day, me and the boys went to the park boys came pass basketball me and Craig was talking sitting on the bench.

Craig:why did you bring me here?

Y/N:because we have to spend more time together

Craig: but we always do

Y/N:.the way you like it,but I want it to be my way

Craig: find, but do we have to have Kyle here too

Y/N: of course, because we have the rest of the guys here that means Kyle will be here too

Craig:But what-(the bikers roll by)

Kyle:oh what the hell(the bikers were making even more)

Stan:god damn it,god damn it

Craig:they are so fucking loud

Later on that day, me and the boys went to Stan's house.

Stan: thanks for coming we all know there's a Harley problem and no one is doing anything it's getting worse

Kyle:yea

Cartmen and Y/N: agreed

Jimmy: I have had it with those loud, annoying f-f-f- faggots

Stan: we have to think of a way to get rid of them.

Kyle:that's a good idea

Butter: what are you guys talking about? Harleys are so cool

Cartmen:what

They better start talking about how much being a Harley ride. It is so cool how you want to live his life as one.

Stan: that makes so much sense butters

Butter:it does

Stan: yeah, now get out

Y/N:Stan that's mean

Stan: I'm sorry butters please get out

Y/N: that's not what I mean, but you did say please

Butter walk out the house

Stan: all right so me and Kyle are going to spray get out fags Carmen and Y/N you guys have an idea?

Y/N: cart menu, was thinking about to see how many sister and he's gonna clap on all of them, but we need a certain amount of KFC

Cartmen: yeah, I think I need three boxes and they have to be extra crispy in a lot of gravy and I think I can pull it off

Stan: all right Clyde you will cover for a car miss KFC me and Kygo spray paint the town guys. I think we're doing a tongue a big favor.

All:yeah

(At the school)

Mayor: there is an issue that someone spray painted get out bags and they said they sell little kids now I would like for those kids to come up and tell me who you are

Cartmen: that was us

Mayor: excuse me

Stan: yeah, we did it

Kyle Kenny and Y/N : Yeah

Mayor: why would you write something like that every proud of it?

Kyle: well, we wanted those fags to get out of our town

Cartmen:yeah everyone have those fags,right?

Other kids:yeah,uh huh,

Mr:Mackey: now what is going on here. this is not what we taught you Stan,Kyle,and Y/N you guys always tolerated gay people

Y/N:Gay people!?

Kyle: we aren't talking about gay people

Mr.Mackey: you just admitted that you spray painted that they should get out of town

Stan: why would we want to keep people out of our town

Cartmen: they think we're talking about gay fags

Kyle: oh hey, that's not nice mayor because someone is gay does not mean they're a fag

Mayor:What! You five in my office NOW!

Stan:Aw,crap

Let's just say we had to go to court for what was going on. We tried to explain to them that we're not talking about gay fags We're talking about Harley fags  and they still don't get it after two hours.

But later that day me, the boys went outside to the pirate boys play basketball and I'm sitting down reading

Cartmen: oh, really nice shot Kenny

Stan: I sent this awesome you guys I have a seen a Harley in like three days

Kyle: I know now you have the outdoors back

Mayor: you five turd balls in my office now

Y/N:Aw,crap

In the mayor office

Mayor: you have got me in a lot of trouble

She put on the TV in the other mayor,
talking about how intolerant South Park was, and how in the dictionary that is to come, fags retiring to get back, so we are being homophobic to all the other Gay fags in the rest of the world

Mayor: she can you support all over the country I should never listen to y'all

Kyle:we are sorry

Mayor: oh, that's nice you made our town look like rednecks bashing homophobic but at least you're sorry

Stan:we can fix this

Mayor:how

Y/N: what she said fag still means care, fax set up you just change the meaning in the dictionary to Harley riders Then we will look so bad

So the next day, and the boys got dressed as a change the meaning of the word fact that we have really and where to buy those Harley latest isn't a surprise, but it is on their side is cooked explosion everything, but by the end of it it was worth it because he got the word name faggot mean Harley riders

Fag: extremely annoying inconsiderate person most associated with Harley riders

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