MHA one shots

We gettin high

the credit for this story goes to @m0therfuck3r_  it's originally their story
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"Dude i love Momo so much you don't even understand!!" Jiro whined as she lead on sero's bed looking up at the glow in the dark stars on his ceiling.

Sero, who was sat on a bean bag smoking out of a bong, just laughed "I know dude you've been saying that shit for the past hour now."

"Yeah it feels kinda like you're just rubbing in the fact that we're single" Mina said looking up from the stick and poke she was doing on her hip.

Jiro giggled while sitting up, "well I'm sorry that my girlfriend is so fucking hot that she's all I can think about right now."

"Dude shut yo mouth or you ain't getting any more edibles" denki said resting his head on sero's shoulder.

Mina smiled and put the needle she had been using down, "guys look at this shit!" She shouted proudly as she pointed to the tattoo on her hip that said 'acid trip'.

"Dude that's fucking epic!" Jiro and sero both agreed.

Denki blew out a puff of smoke before passing the bong back to sero, "Mina can you give me a lightning bolt one behind my ear please" he whined.

"Yeah sure dude come here" Mina said sitting back down and pointing to the space infront of her legs, "it might hurt a little you okay with that?

"Denki sat down and tied his hair up so the space behind his ear was visible, "yeah that's chill I've got a pretty high pain tolerance."

Just then Jiro started laughing her ass off, "you said high!"

Sero choked on the smoke in his mouth starting to laugh too, "shit dude that's kinda funny."

Mina giggled slightly as she dipped the needle in ink, starting to tattoo denki "you guys are actually so stoned."

"Yeah yeah what ever shut up man" sero said passing the bong over to Jiro who was now sat on the ground with a blanket round her shoulders and a pack of gummy bears that seemed to have appeared out of no where in her lap.

"Can you guys please try be quiet I'm sleeping here" shinsou said groaning as he sat up in his sleeping bag.

"Yeah yeah dude we'll try be quiet go back to watching your peppa pig you big baby" denki joked. Shinsou just mumbled a quiet 'fuck you' under his breath before going back to sleep.

The room went quiet after that, everyone just enjoying the feeling of being high. The only noises being small clicks of the lighter every so often from someone one lighting the bong and the sound of smoke being exhaled. 

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After several hours all of them were sat on sero's bed watching a movie to just ride out the rest of the high.

It was nice and peaceful.

That was until the door slammed open and a very annoyed Momo walked in.

"Jiro what the hell are you doing?" She asked walking over to her girlfriend.

Jiro choked on air as she tried to make herself look less stoned, "hey Momo how did you know I was here?" She asked giggling nervously.

"You literally just sent me a photo of your tits with the caption 'I'm high and horny come to sero's room and fuck me' so that's how I know" Momo explained.

"Shit dude you got caught!" Mina shouted as she pointed at Jiro laughing her ass off.

Momo looked at Mina and shot her a glare, "you're in deep shit too Mina" she snapped which made Mina quickly shut up.

Jiro giggled and pulled Momo into a kiss "calm down and come smoke some weed with us, you've been so stressed it will be good~"

Momo's face changed slightly into a more interested look, "fine but you'll have to teach me I've never done it before."

"Fuck yes!"