Flirting 101 (pt 6)

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Momo walking into the common room: "jiro why the hell do you have a knife to mina's eye"

Jiro looking back at momo with a unfazed looked: "I'm doing her eye liner fuck off"

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Momo looking at jiro while aizawa was teaching Denki: "Momo stop trying to eye fuck jiro!"

Everyone then looked at Momo who had blushed a bright red
Jiro: "yeah Momo don't be a coward... if your going to fuck me do it properly"

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Some dude flirting with Momo who was waiting for jiro outside the school gates: "aww come on girly I don't bite"
he said resting his arm on the wall next to Momo who was very uncomfortable.

"But I fucking do!" Jiro said standing behind him with a extremely angry look on her face. The boy shook slightly then turned around to look at her.

"You better run" jiro's face was furious (kinda like those faces where they are mad and look like demons (idk how to explain it))

The boy ran off, that's it he ran for the hills, never to return.

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Jiro: "God Momo you look so hot"

Momo and the villain who she was fighting both stopped and look at jiro: "jiro we are in the middle of a fucking villain battle"

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Mina: "jiro what's your favourite thing about a guy"

Jiro: "normally their girlfriend"

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Momo and jiro making out in momo's room (at her house) "my parents aren't home... if you know what I mean" she said smirkingJiro took her top off and well thing escalated from there.

-the next morning-

Momo walks down stairs into the living room holding jiro's hand, both of them have hickys on their necks.

"Good morning Momo did you two have a fun night" momo's mum said as both momo's parents looked at jiro.

"You were supposed to be away for a week" Momo stuttered embarrassed

Momo's dad: " We were but the flight got cancelled"

Momo's mum: "I think we should get your room some sound proof walls... because that girl of yours sure can scream"

Momo and jiro both blushed as bright red as tomatoes

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Kaminari and jiro dancing around in circles in the common room after having a binge fest of:
•shera
•the legend of korra
•harley Quinn
•and the owl house

They were chanting "yes it is gay... we love gay... gay gay gay!" Over and over again very loudly

The lights suddenly went on and the rest of her class was by the hall staring at them "ITS TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING SHUT UP" bakugo yelled.

And they were quiet...

Until they found a new gay show to watch

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