I know it's out of order but whatever
Credits to m0therfuck3r_
Mina: "Dude you and momo had a wild night last night"
Jiro: "WE WERE WEARING SOCKS IT WASNT GAY!"
Mina: "if you say so my little lesbian"
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Momo: "hey Jiro wanna look at some porn?"
Jiro: "W-what?"
Momo: "porn?"
Jiro: "momo do you know what that is?"
Momo: "yeah, Pictures Of Relaxing Nature."
Jiro: "who told you that?"
Momo: "denki"
Jiro: "DENKI COME BACK HERE IM GONNA KILL YOU!"
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Jiro: "people who have Duolingo are just bratty bottoms that like to be yelled at"
Denki: "Jiro you have Duolingo?"
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Momo: "I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like Jiro a little bit"
Todoroki: "you're doodling your wedding invitation"
Momo: "that's our joint tombstone"
Todoroki: "my mistake"
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Jiro: carrying a big box "what would you say if I brought home 4 kittens one day?"
Momo:
Momo: "whats in the box?"
Jiro:
Momo: "Jiro whats in the box!?"
Jiro: "answer my question"
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Denki: "we lost Momo"
Jiro: "don't worry I can find her"
Jiro: takes a deep breath "I HAVE WINE AND THE COLLECTION OF PITCH PERFECT MOVIES"
Momo: appears out of no where "date night! Fuck yeah"
Denki: "wtf?"
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Jiro: "based on statistical evidence I think I'm immortal"
Momo: "why?"
Jiro: "I haven't died yet"
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Jiro: "momo there's something on your chest"
Momo: "what is it?!"
Jiro: "my eyes"
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Baby Jiro: holds up her middle finger at baby denki
Baby denki: confused but puts his middle finger up as well
Momo: who's just trying to deal with the two kids getting hit with a quirk "FUCKING STOP IT"
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Jiro: "I can't drive midnight I'm gay!"
Mina: "yep me neither"
Denki: "I just can't pass the test"
Bakugo: "I can drive but they won't let me die to anger issues or some shit"
Sero: "I can't drive I'm on drugs"
Midnight: "WELL I CANT DRIVE EITHER HOW ARE WE GONNA GET BACK TO SCHOOL"
Kirishima: "Jesus Christ I'll drive!"
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MHA one shots
Fanfic⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️ One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro) I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures most of these stories belong to @m0therfuck3r_ all the credit for their stories goes to them...
