I skipped the 9th one and credits go to m0therfuck3r_
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Jiro: "I want McDonalds"
Momo: "...really?"
Jiro: "yeahh"
Momo: "alright then"......"done"
Jiro: "nice! When's the food getting here?"
Momo: "the food?"
Jiro: "yeah...the food?"
Momo: "oooh, you wanted the food"
Jiro: "Momo what did you buy!?"
Momo: "the company!"
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Jiro: "I wasn't that drunk last night"
Momo: "well...you were flirting with me"
Jiro: "so? We're married"
Mina: "you asked if momo was single...and then you almost destroyed the restaurant when she said no"
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Momo: "Jiro, did you eat all the donuts?"
Jiro: "no"
Momo: "I can see the white powder on you trousers"
Jiro:
Jiro: "that's cocaine"
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Jiro: just zoned out staring at Momo
Denki: "you know your going to have to tell her sooner or later"
Jiro: "well I don't even know if she's gay. She's probably straight"
Denki: "...Jiro"
Jiro: "what"
Denki: "she came to pride with us last year"
Jiro: "well that doesn't mean she's gay she probably just supports us"
Denki: "she was holding a bisexual flag!"
Jiro: "..."
Denki: "she yelled I'm gay with the rest of the crowd"
Jiro: "fine you have a good point"
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Jiro: age 19, on the phone calling Momo.
Momo: "hello kyoka"
Jiro: "momo momo help so my period is late I think I might be pregnant"
Momo:
Jiro: "Momo say something answer me"
Momo: "jiro...your a lesbian and we are a gay couple"
Jiro:
Jiro: "oooh yeah"
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Jiro: "4 + 4 equals my girlfriend is a whore"
Momo: "excuse me bitch"
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Extra...
In jiro's dorm
Mina: "jiro why are you naked"
Jiro: "I um don't have any clothes"
Mina: opens closet "yes you do you have jumpers, t-shirts, tops, hey Momo, jeans, shorts"
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MHA one shots
Fanfiction⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️ One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro) I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures most of these stories belong to @m0therfuck3r_ all the credit for their stories goes to them...
