MHA one shots

Drugs and alcohol bitches

Credit to m0therfuck3r_

I feel like sero and Jiro would be drug/alcohol buddies so yeah.

um don't do drugs kids or big amounts of alcohol you might dies so yeah.

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there was a knock at jiros door, it was a free day so everyone was either in the common room or outside. she made her way over to the door and opened it smiling, already knowing who it was. "ready Jiro my bud" sero smiled hinting to his pocket and the big bottle of coke in his hand.

"yep one sec" Jiro walked over and picked a back pack full of beer cans and a bottle of rum she walked back over to the door then closed it behind here. "lets go then" they both walked down the stairs to the common room, jiros bag was clinking slightly from the drinks.

they made it to the common room and tried to walk out the door as guietly as they could. "Where you two going" mina asked looking at them from the couch. Mina had been suspecting the two were dating cause they had been haning out so much.
"No where speciaI" sero said smirking slightly while looking at jiro.
"Are you two going.." mina was saying something but they were already both outside so they couldn't hear her.

"Up up and away tape boy" jiro giggled while clutching on to sero, who using his quirk shot some tape up onto the roof pulling them both up. jiro placed her bag down on the dorm roof she pulled out a six pack of beer, two glasses and a bottle of rum, sero placed the coke and zip bag of weed down by the cans.

" I thought we were just bringing the rum?" Sero asked slightly confused.
"You don't have to have any beer but I plan on getting wasted and super high" jiro grabbed one of the cans and chugged it.
"Jiro did something happen you never normally want to drink this much" sero was poring him self a glass of coke and rum. (Fun fact that no one asked for the term for coke and rum is cum)

"I'm fine bro ski" jiro giggled grabbing another beer and drinking it slower than the other. the truth was Jiro wasn't fine she was super upset, earlier that day she had seen todorki and momo giggling and blushing together. she knew she shouldn't have been surprised, todorki was perfect for momo of course they would end up together. but it still pained Jiro to see it and she couldn't deal with that pain so she decided to drink it away.

"you can talk to me if theres something wrong" sero said sipping on his drink.

"yeah what ever" Jiro waved a hand of dismissal at sero smiling as she grabbed a role of weed and light it.

*time skip cause I have no idea what to write*

"Jiro maybe you should slow down that's your 5th beer already not to mention you have had a few coke and rums, maybe we should call it a night" sero said it was about 8:00pm now.

"im fine really (hic)" Jiro slured standing up with a joint in her mouth. she slowly made her way to the ledge of the building, looking down at the dangerously large drop.

"what are you doing get down" sero half screamed jumping up.

"I will (hic) be fine im not going to (hic) fall" Jiro said walking along the edge.

shoji because of his quirk heard sero scream, he got most of the class and ran outside to look for who ever sero was screaming at.

"Jiro get the fuck down" sero yelled at Jiro who kept walking along the edge looking at the drop.

"over there" denki pointed up to Jiro, the class looked up at her in horror.

"but what if I did fall sero, would you even miss me" Jiro sighed looking at sero with tears in her eyes.