Credit to m0therfuck3r_
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Jiro: "is there a cactus where your heart should be?"
Mina: "whats up your ass this morning?"
Momo: walking in "Hey"
Mina: "Mmm, never mind"
Tokoyami: spits out his drink
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Momo: "is that seat taken"
Jiro: "that's my lap"
Momo: "I know what I said"
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Momo and jiro doing it on the top bunk
Mina on the bottom bunk: "can you two shut the fuck up!"
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Jiro: "I identify as kilometres per second because I wanna km/s"
Momo: "Jiro no-"
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Jiro: "Momo finer than a mother fucker"
Denki: "I'd knock the dust off the pussy"
Both of them: "hi Momo~"
Momo: "hi girls"
Jiro: "when you gonna let me fuck Momo ?"
Momo: "what'd you say honey?"
Jiro: "huh nothing!"
Mina in the back ground: "FUCKING SIMPS"
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Momo: "I have a headache"
Jiro: "I have a backache"
Momo: "I'll rub your back"
Jiro: "I'll give you head"
Momo: "what"
Jiro: "what..."
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MHA one shots
Fanfiction⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️ One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro) I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures most of these stories belong to @m0therfuck3r_ all the credit for their stories goes to them...
