I've had a very rough week,one of my friends has committed suicide and please if you ever feel like doing it talk to someone because it's not worth causing everyone that loves you pain of losing you and so I thought I should do a happy and funny dribble.
LLT...Fly high and shine bright T.B 🕊️💖
Credits to m0therfuck3r_
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Izuku: walking into momo's dorm "hey momo I need help with-"
Momo: breathing heavily then looking over at Izuku and quickly sitting up
Jiro: wiping her chin "Momo what the fuck you just kneed me in the face! Ohhhhh hey"
Izuku: runs out room screaming in traumatised child
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Momo: "hey Kyoka"
Jiro: barley looks up from her writing "hey momo"
Momo: "so how's the prettiest girl in the world doing"
Jiro: "I don't know how are you doing?"
Momo:
Momo: voice cracks "I-I'm fine"
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*momo and jiro glaring at each other*
Mina: "you smell that"
Izuku: sniffs air "smell what"
Mina: points to jiro and Momo "the smell of sexual tension in the air"
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Momo: "me and todoroki are being forced to get married my parents are saying it is final"
Jiro: "but what about me"
Momo:
Todoroki:
Momo: "okay I'm killing my parents"
Todoroki: "nice I'm killing my dad too then"
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Midnight and Mina siting opposite jiro and momo with the lights dimmed
Momo: "why are we-"
Midnight: "sshss no talking this is
an interrogation"
Jiro: "what did we-"
Mina: "be quiet you whore"
Jiro offended: "excuse me you bitch"
Momo: under her breath " I mean it is true you are a whore for my pussy"
Midnight and Mina: "THERE WE HAVE IT OUR SHIP IS CONFIRMED YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE"
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Momo: "hey jiro so someone told me you liked me and I was thinking do you what to go on a date"
Jiro: "BAKUGO YOU FUCKING TOLD HER"
Bakugo: "I WAS FED UP OF YOU COMING INTO MY ROOM AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND CRYING ABOUT IT"
Jiro: "FINE IF THATS HOW YOU WANT TO PLAY KIRISHIMA BAKUGO IS HEAD OVER HEALS FOR YOU!!!"
Bakugo: "OH YOU FUCKING BITCH"
Momo: "so is that a no or????"
Jiro: "oh yeah I would love to go on a date with you but I might be killed soon sooooo"
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Jiro: "fuck I got a B on my test I'm gonna die"
Kaminari: "I'm sure your mum will understand
and I mean at least you didn't get a D like me"
Jiro: "it's not my mum I'm worried about-"
Momo: bursts into jiros dorm "YoU gOt A wHaT
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MHA one shots
Fanfiction⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️ One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro) I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures most of these stories belong to @m0therfuck3r_ all the credit for their stories goes to them...
