Random pick up lines/flirting things To separate the difference conversations I will use ————
Now time to get on with the pickup lines and drabbles (Also some of these arnt mine or they were inspired by other ones)
Credit goes to m0therfuck3r_
I copied all of their drabbles except part 9 because that one is mostly pictures but I did copy the words from that one and I'll add that one to part 8 or 10
———How to flirt by momo and jiro———
kyoka walking up to momo and tapping her on the back making momo turn around "hey momo I think you dropped something"
"What?" Momo asked."Your standards, hi I'm kyoka jiro" jiro smirked putting out her hand for momo to shake
Momo pulled jiro into a hug. (keep in mind they were both in there hero costumes) she then let go of jiro leaving her blushing.
"And I think you dropped something as well" momo said smirking.
"Oh really and what's that" jiro was trying to sound confident.
"Your jaw, let me help you pick it up" momo smirked and pressed her lips against jiro's.
"Hurry up you love birds" Mina said after watching the whole thing unfold."Oh yeah sorry"
momo then moved away from the kiss and continued to walk with mina and the girls, leaving jiro a confused blushing mess.
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"Your like the forbidden fruit" jiro said while sitting next to momo.
"And why's that" momo confused, turned to look at jiro.
"Because you taste delicious, but I'm not supposed to have you" jiro smirked at momo and gently placed a hand on the girls leg, making momo blush.
Mina chocked on her drink "excuse me what" most of the girls said in unison.
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"Momo I dare you to kiss the person you think is the most amazing" mina said as class 1a played truth or dare.
"Do I have too" momo wined"
Come on yaomomo, do it do it" denki said. He glanced over at jiro who in return glared at him.
"Fine" momo said as she made her way over to todoroki, She cleared her throat.
"Todoroki could you move over I need to get to jiro" todoroki moved over and momo crawled over to jiro.
"Could I" momo asked gently lifting jiro's chin up. Jiro nodded quickly.
"Thanks" momo said before placing her lips on jiro's.After a while momo pulled away and walked back to her seat.
"Fhdfvrdzzssxszssad" jiro said then fainted.
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"Aside from being sexy what do you do for a living" jiro asked looking at momo.
"Well I aspire to be a great hero and wait—" momo giggled
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"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you" jiro did finger guns at momo.
Momo handing jiro a five pound note "I'm sorry officer let me pay my fine" momo smirked
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"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of?" Momo felt jiro's shirt confused.
"Cotten?" She questioned
"No it's made of girlfriend material" jiro said.
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"Did you just come out of an oven? Cause your hot." Jiro smirked.
"Why would I be in a oven?" Momo asked
"That's, that's not the point" jiro face palmed
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"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."
"Sure here you go" momo hands jiro a peace of paper with her number on (even tho jiro already had it)
"now when's my date" momo asked.
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"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line." jiro sat on momo's desk and rubbed the back of her neck nervously.
"Aww I love hearing your cheesy pick up lines" momo said smiling at jiro
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MHA one shots
Fanfic⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️ One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro) I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures most of these stories belong to @m0therfuck3r_ all the credit for their stories goes to them...
