⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️
One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro)
I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures
most of these stories belong to @m0therfuck3r_ all the credit for their stories goes to them...
Momo who was in a meeting looking around horrified: "you are sooo dead young lady!"
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Mineta: "a guy should mess up your lipstick not your mascara"
Momo: "mess up my lipstick and people will watch your body be dragged out of a river on the news."
Jiro: poking her head round from the kitchen "what she said"
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Jiro: "I accidentally slept with Momo"
Mina: "...really"
Jiro: "yes"
Mina: "you accidentally slept with Momo"
Jiro: "yes!"
Mina: "accidentally?"
Jiro: "YES"
Mina: "I don't get it did you slip or something"
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(By @imsilentlyjudgingyou)
Jiro: "I had a wet dream bout you, want to make it a reality"
Momo:
Momo: "what the fuck Kyoka"
Momo:
Momo: "but I mean sure"
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Jiro: "is that a ultra red 3Ds large in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ;)"
Momo:
Momo: "jiro I don't have a fucking dick."
Momo: mumbled quietly "unless you count the one in my draw"
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Momo: "I have the urge to do something stupid"
Jiro: "I'm stupid do me"
Momo:
Jiro:
Mina: "damn that was smart"
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*at momo's house meeting the parents*
Momo's mum: "so how long have you and Momo been going out"
Jiro: "well we started going out a few weeks ago-"
Momo: "oops I dropped my spoon" she says then gets under the table looking for it
Jiro: "and yeah I know it's cheesy but it has been the best few weeks of my life and- THE TABLE IS SEE THROUGH THE TABLE IS SEE THROUGH" she says banging on the table as she crosses her legs nervously trying to push Momo away.
Momo's parents af: 👁👄👁
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*on Valentine's Day*
Momo: "so I didn't know what chocolate you like so I just got you a bunch"
Jiro: standing in legit over 100 boxes "Momo there is like a 1000 different types here"
Momo: "Valentines day is stressful okay!"
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*momo and jiro having a massive fight*
Mina: eating popcorn "you should totally kiss"
Jiro: "no way! I am not kissing her!"
Mina: "that's not what you said yesterday"
Momo: "what did she say yesterday"
Mina: "I would let momo rail the shit out of me, I mean seriously I would let her kiss me until I couldn't breathe. I would just love to have her pounding her fingers into me over and over again till I scream her name and become weak at the knees"
Momo: ...
Jiro: ...
Mina: throwing popcorn "boo worst movie ever"
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Momo: "ah yes me, my girlfriend and her life size body pillow OF ME"
Jiro: half asleep "sshss she's squishy"
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Midnight: talking to jiro after class "jiro sweetheart I know I'm old but I was your age once and I knew what it was like to have a crush"
Mtlady: bursts threw the window "ha you admit to being old!!"
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Momo: "I wish you were gay so we could make out"
Jiro: "who said I wasn't gay"
Momo:
Jiro:
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